rules for drinking

I'm glad I'm an antisocial misanthrope, so I can sit at home alone and drink in peace and not have to worry about 58 rules for bar rooms. I'd never be able to remember all of that ****.

 

You are officially SI's biggest wet pusse.

 

Scarecrow is a wahine. Didn't you know?

 

If u wake up with an ugly tramp, u were drunk as hell.

If u wake up with a hot chick, she was drunk as hell.

 

FYI - Pretty sure is a sobriety check point somewhere on the parkway in moco tonight from 6pm to 2am

 

Tsk, tsk. Sounds like you need a drink.

 

Why would a chick be a scarecrow.?

 

I dunno. Why would a guy (you are a guy, right?) be a sandblaster?

 

Lol a little hangover hostility? Do I see a fang? Hehe

 

You're a good sport.

 

#26 NEVER request the band play "Wagon Wheel" (This may only apply in the south?don't know)?

#41 Thank god for that

#58 Fun

#12 One night after drinking excessively I requested a jaeger shot and the bartender gave me a draft cup full and looked me dead in the eyes, like whata ya gonna do! I slammed it down and headed out the door a few minutes later (I wasn't driving) began puking immediately and continued for like the next hour. I no longer drink jaeger.

 

Fair point I agree.

 

I always believed, "What you're having..." is an appropriate response when someone offers you a drink... even if it's a woman drinking a girly drink. I always put it out there as a kind of litmus test. She'll either respect you for your self-confidence, or think you're a sissy. And if it's the latter, she's not the kind of woman I'm interested in anyway. "A Cosmo it is..." Since I'm buying the next one anyway, I'll switch back to my usual then.

 

I walk around town drinking a Cosmo through a straw at all times.

 

hey southerners....... whats the take on "the night they drove old dixie down" by the band?

 

I like this broad.

Hey, girls like to be called "broads" right?

When I was in jail, ironically for drinking, I never heard the words "women," "girl," etc...

It was always "b!tch."

I am not exaggerating either. Imagine that, such low class people residing in jail.

I love how alcohol is the socially acceptable drug. It's the ugliest inebriate on the planet causing people to do the dumbest things.

Thank God marijuana is illegal. There is absolutely no sense in this world. Jeez, even Holland has stiffened their weed policies just recently. Unbelievable.

Is there anywhere sane and rational on this planet besides Somalia and Wales?

 

Oymyakon

 

I make a point of stopping by Bob Marleys village to pay respects and pick up whenever im in Jah-make-ya. There's a wonderful set of steps leading up from the gates to the house on his property. Stared at it for an hour... Didn't even cross my mind to take the camera out...