salad days

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Jul 23, 2015.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
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    glueten free, non-gmo, organic, baby butt spinach, virgin rubbed goat cheese, bottle fed bison filet, free range hen egg slices, backyard tomatos and onions and sh!t, bedroom raised ham bacon crumbles, unicorn and mermaid breast milk fed turkey slices, iranian nuclear free grabonzo beans, hippy tears and pesto dressing, overpriced water that ms. tard likes and a double vodka and soda.
     
  2. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    where do you get your hippy tears?
     

  3. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Titos is Glueten Free.

    That is one nice ensalada brudda! Mermaid breast milk just sounds epic!
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Tard I thought this was gonna be another Minor Threat threadde.
     
  5. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Where did you find the virgin to rub your cheese?

    That don't look like no wauffle hause salaud to me.
     
  6. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Nice presentation.



    but

    salad =/= filling meal
     
  7. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    k38 has a killer cobb salad
     
  8. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    you killed Arnold for the bacon crumbles?
     
  9. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    557
    Feb 13, 2012
    you should try a whiskey vodka instead of the vodka soda sometime.
     
  10. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    they come free with every fill up of my suv
    it is
    ate there for lunch yesterday
    ok
    my liver says no thanks
     
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Do you spoon the salad in?
     
  12. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    [video]https://youtu.be/jHkWksoB5BI[/video]
     
  13. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Your bacon, eggs, beef, and chicken seem to be tainted by some green stuff.
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Your beef is cooked nicely! I thought this was just a salad for you, but after looking again, I think this is lunch for you and Mrs. Tard. One question, didn't you say Mrs. Tard likes tossed salads? BWAHAHAHA Sorry, I had to.
     
  15. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    clear licker is for women and queers
     
  16. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
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  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
  18. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Well for being on call today it wasn't such a bad day. Got some recording done, got a solid 1.5 hr workout in, and just sat down for some grilled teriyaki mahi, chicken and veggies. Gonna wash it down with a Red's Apple ale and my super secret Bloody Mary recipe. (Free to all Swellers).

    Now to see if TJ can whoop Renan's a$$ a second time.

    mahi.jpg
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Dillashaw is the man!
     
  20. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    [video=youtube;0HQqXllXpfQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQqXllXpfQ[/video]