Samsung Surfboard

For my next trick, I am going to order a pizza fro min side a Chopes barrel.

 

"It feeds him live conditions of the sea... wind direction, height and frequency of the waves"

That's amazing. Every time I'm out for a surf I wish someone could tell me which way the wind is blowing and how big the waves are.

 

bobby D

 

I ordered mine a little shorter and wider

 

All I can say is that the sport of surfin has now hit rock bottom. It's no longer cool, it's no longer an anti social form of self expression, it has turned evil in the hands of greedy corporations trying too hard to find a niche amongst the must have's and techno cocks.

Stay off my beach, get off my wave and fukoff!

 

We should start a smear campaign exposing the horrible toxins in the ocean. Make it look real legit & get a .org and all that.

I know we could pay some doctors to testify same false findings

Dontjumpin.org
Dontstart.org

I'm almost 100% certain thats what surfline does after it rains in CA. It'll be 4-6 and GOOD, but no one out. Love those days!

 

Now, for my question. At what point do we get wavecops writing out tickets in the line-up for reading you sufbort while surfing.
It's a comin kids!

 

On second thought maybe your right!
Sharks are attracted to electronic pulses!

 

Yeah I pulled you over because your leg rope isn't tied properly... $165 ticket and 3 points on your surfing license.

 

Wow this is amazing

Just amazing

wonder if they will carry this at Costco surf shop- I'm looking to expand the quiver

Really- this has nothing to do with surfing- I go out there to get disconnected- to get away from all this technology- everything is always beeping, buzzing, ringing, vibrating - now even my surfboard will talk to me?

I might just quit and take up razor scooter riding

 

What ever happen to that new sherif that was coming to town?

 

So now I can chart & graph my waves with a rip curl watch and get social media through my board

ALL while getting a perfect backside barrel in Kelly Slater's perfect wave...sweeet


Sorry all, I struggle to see the difference between this and wave pools...in fact, I think wave pools are worse

 

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"**** the samsung bort"

 

I'm going to wait for the LG model... They'll get the bugs out... and with the slogan, "Life's Good," It fits right in with those super cool, "Life is Good" stickers and shirts... Can't wait to put one on the rack of my 2017 Subaru Outback!

 

Dude leave us at least a few ugly ones, ok? Thanks