Samsung Surfboard

No promises, Monsieur Towellee...

 

I'm with Mr Belmar on this. I get out there and disconnect and try to forget about any and every thing. I am a very analytical person but could care less about the real time data while surfing...what a distraction from all that it is supposed to be (to me anyway).

LOL CB....what is it about people who drive Subaru Outback's....I have this strange stigma whenever I see one and I really can't explain it. It's like some sort of religion and only the ones driving them "know". WTF?

 

True... It kind of un-does everything I go surfing for. Kinda like thinking about shagging the chick in front of you when you're in church.

Wait... nevermind...

 

ever since they bricked my hard drive with their software updates, I wont buy samsung. Can't imagine who would buy what equates to a giant, surfboard shaped cell phone.

 

Wait. I thought you had to be a lesbian to drive an outback. I no a dude who kills cars quickly and his used outback has survived longer than most. He' a lesbian too.

 

I wish that fuking board would explode and kill medina. Freaking chach bag

 

Nah man, you're thinking of the forester

 

I can't wait to get on Facebook or PornTube while I'm waiting for the next set!!

 

What??? Wait!!! Did I miss something?? It's uncool to drive an outback!?? Was there an outback threade that I missed?

I'm bummed- I have one, but it's a company car...it's a nice car and all- but nothing special. It does have a lot of safety features which is nice and the all wheel drive, but a lot of ard have that now...

I guess I'm a gonna have to find a new surf spot now that I have gone yuppie... Good bye Belmar, I always loved you ....And change my screen name and aviator- any suggestions?

 

Mr. Hamptons?

 

The only good thing about that focking board is when I figure out how to hack it I can fock with Medina while he's surfing.

Other than that it would make good target practice.

 

^^ this is good

 

It would be cool if some surf prodigy, like that kid who was ripping on a square hunk of foam, stuck a fin on an actual samsung galaxy phone and surfed that just to show how useless this thing is.

 

Seriously, what a sell out POS for endorsing that ****ing thing. Like the above posters said, I paddle out to escape technology and noise. This thing is BULL ****!

 

Didn't slater surf a table too? The pic of ryan burch's bottom turn on that foam always amazes me. I would love to see something funny like that happen be done to samsung

 

LOL. Look meng, as long as there's kids blazing-up in their cars on their way to the beach to surf, and long hair to be grown, and barrels to be ridden when you're supposed to be doing something more important, the loser-dom of surfing will always prevail. middle finger to the law and to your boss too. go surfing. drop the F**K out. never look back.

 

Rumor has it that the Samsung Bort has a unique anti-drowning capability built in; needless to say, our Frosty has pre-ordered a baker's dozen of the things in various sizes.

 

#samsonesandreconne

 

Got news for you, asshole, one of these days you will have a 'puter chip UP your asshole.
And you will enjoy it, if you buy the model that comes with the vibrator. And you will....