Scantily Clad Women (P.G. 13 )

Lol, it's been a long time mon frere

Nah she looks like some actress or model but I just can't seem to recall.

 

Hottest BFFs ever!

 

Wow Yank, really reaching into the Spank Bank Vault there lol

Raquel Welch in 1,000,000 Years BC, or Nova in the original Planet Of The Apes?

I'm still racking my brain over this one

 

Not much for Angie Dickinson

But Joey Heatherton? Awww hellz yeah

She was married to the original No Pants Lance, until Lance (Rentzel of NFL fame) kept exposing himself in front of 10-year old girls lol

 

wait... what???
have you bumped your gd head?
I THINK WE MIGHT TRAVEL IN DIFFERENT CIRCLES


"Beginning about that time, 1959," wrote Doyle, "Lance Carson started going through one of the wildest periods I've ever seen anybody go through. He refused to go back east to the military academy for his senior year, and he started acting up anywhere he could find an audience. He would go through a whole series of wild antics, rolling around on the ground and making bizarre sounds and faces, trying to see how silly he could get. His favorite trick was waving his bare a$s at the world. After a surf movie at the Redondo High School Auditorium, while thousands of people were pouring out the doors, Lance stood at the bottom of the steps with his pants around his ankles, spreading his cheeks. After that his nickname became 'No Pants Lance.'"

"At first we though Lance was just trying to get us all to laugh," continued Mike Doyle, "but sooner or later he would push himself to the point that we wondered if he was going to lose control. He would punch his fist through a window or run out on the highway and see how close he could come to getting hit by a car. Another time Lance parked in front of Winchells Donuts and stood on the hood of his car with no pants on and a doughnut around his weenie, like a hood ornament. I thought it was beautiful -- a kind of performance art that made a mockery of people's fear of nudity.

"Years later I think it embarrassed Lance to be remembered for the wild antics of his youth. But in some ways Lance was years ahead of his time. He appreciated bizarre and outrageous situations, and if he couldn't find them, he would create them. I think Lance might have been the first punker."


http://www.lancecarsonsurfboards.com/about.html

http://www.lancecarson.com/index.html

 

lol I didn't know those stories about Carson, he's legend status with Dora. Good stuf.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Rentzel

 

they got to be at least 18

 

Both Raquel and Nova created stirrings in Chavez when he was a wee lad. Stirrings that have gotten him in trouble over and over and over again.

 

oh hell yah