Seals

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by Lee Majors, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

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    Nov 26, 2014
    image.jpg Have any of you ever been bothered by a harbor seal before. One frightened a surfer out of some pretty nice chest high clean waves today. He said he was worn out and cold, but I think he is just a wimp. Thoughts...?
     
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2014
  2. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

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    May 4, 2014
    Seals = big swimming school busses with teeth fairly close-by.
     

  3. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    Maybe this guy you speak of had man tittys and was afraid the seal was way to close and may want to rape him ?
     
  4. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    If the seal is panicking you should be panicking. if the seal is just swimming about calmly.. continue surfing.
     
  5. Jester

    Jester Well-Known Member

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    Dec 4, 2014
    I don't think seals rape . They can get testy with a cub in tow . (My uncles a fisherman )
     
  6. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    Oh hey "mojester" you never got back to me about the board I pm 'd you . What gives?
     
  7. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

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    Nov 26, 2014
    There is always a few around, they just hang out past the waves looking at us. I told this kooky older dude that it was looking for a good approach for attacking him, told him if he was to make eye contact with it, not to break it at all costs.
     
  8. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    That's a good antidote while you snake all the rides he stares @ a fukin dumb seal . Ha! Your all right" laser eye"
     
  9. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

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  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    I think I just heard Heidi Klum make a gushing sound.
     
  11. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

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  12. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

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    Nov 26, 2014
    Just leaving that as bait for that White Castle Dropski fella..
     
  13. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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  14. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    metard is getting more threads locked down than Sheriff Buford Pusser ever did
     
  16. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    this.
    we wear black suits and bob uselessly.
    they think we are them.
     
  17. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

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    Nov 20, 2014
    Hey me tard using the same boomerang cok vid to shut down 2 diff threads is un creative slim dik