Self-entitled children from New Jersey

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Gnarbutter, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    speaking of spoiled children of NJ

    [video=youtube;yeTDRKHC4Z8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeTDRKHC4Z8[/video]
     
  2. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2014
    Oi, mates, look what we have here! A pretentious douche in his natural habitat! Right here on swellinfo talking smack because he can't do it in person! These are an over populated species around these parts! I'm gonna try and capture this little bugger!

    Oh, I'm way better than you, I'm surprised you actually used the correct than. Most of the kids I'm talking about here can't form a complete sentence and have the literary skills of a 3rd grader.

    The funniest thing is when you speak to them properly, they get all weirded out, and can't understand what you're saying. It's extremely comical.

    My family is quite well off, actually, dude. My parents just decided to not live at the shore. So I have to drive 15 mins every time I wanna surf. I definitely don't live in a trailer park, friend. Nor am I on welfare. But nice try!
     
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  3. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    I get you Gnar ,for years I never called myself a "Surfer" cuz they are all narcasistic pinheads. I just told people ,yeah I surf and always tried to remain as chill as possible. They are just fired up cause they are at the best physical shape of their lives, the ego will pop!!
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I love this topic--it really is efficiently bringing out the hate!!
    More!! More!!
     
  5. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    In my experience, the true troublemakers in the water are seldom real locals. The troublemakers are the jonny come lately type who move down from inland, rent some dump and act like assholes to everyone alike. The real locals look at these d-bags and just shake their heads like where the fark did this ahole come from. Then the guy shows up at your door delivering Chinese food......and it all starts to add up.
     
  6. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I agree with u 100% I call it the ocean county syndrome.i never lived in ocean county,but worked there for a very long time,met a lot of people,the older folks are awesome cool dudes,the youngins are a bunch of douche canoes.I see kids with 800$ boards who cant even catch a whitewater wave.they think they are living big til a hurricane comes and takes their milliondollar beach front property.if I came from a family that had beachfront property,I wouldn't be on the internet,i wouldn't even surf nj half the time because I can be flying all over the globe like yankee lol,id hire my own personal staff of photographers,id name a well known spot like jenks after myself,you've heard of ours,now welcome to "mine."
     
  7. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2014
    No, these are locals, CJ. Like I said, the younger crowd, 17-21. I guess I was a pretty big ass***e at their age as well. But that's besides the point!

    F**k these little turds! They need to learn som R E S P E C T, or get their teeth knocked out. I'd be happy either way really...
     
  8. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    its the cars with surf stickers on it that get broken into.its common sense for a thief,do I want to rob somebody who might potentially catch me walking back to their car,or go for a car with the owner who is in the water surfing.I was never a sticker guy.im more of a rusty dinged up car kinda guy.

    I always keep my car disgusting.a thief looks into my car and says shyt I aint going in that thing,i could leave a rolex in plain sight they still wouldn't go.i keep around half eaten cheeseburgers from a month ago,plenty of used tissues,ciggarette packs all over the floor,10 empty water bottles with a hint of green in them.u wouldn't even want to sit in my car,especially the passenger seat,thats my mobile table.lol.its horrible but true I am a slob
     
  9. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    that was a really good video.

    but I cant compare myself with guys who live at the beach.like if u can see the water from your kitchen window and u cant surf good its time for a new hobby.its just practical they are better than people who have to work for a living and can only surf a few times a month.

    and can anybody fill me in on the gangster rap music in this video?like how does that equal to rich kids from the shore?play some metal or some of that retarded techno shyt like everyone else.the real rick ross aint a rapper.i just don't see why people who talk shyt about people who smoke weed and shyt does a soundtrack that the rapper constantly talks about smoking bud and sniffing moly
     
  10. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

    212
    Jan 27, 2014

    You, sir, hit the f***ing nail on the proverbial head! These are exactly the type of kids I'm talking about.
     
  11. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    your the kind of puzzy id love to be dropped in on! wrap my leash around your rich neck and teach your FATHER A HARD LESSON! if you think im full of crap, jump into daddy's jet and come to mass and we'll figure this out? OK!
     
  12. CDsurf

    CDsurf Well-Known Member

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    May 10, 2014
    I surf near there all the time. People like to jockey for position but if they try to get inside me for every wave I will not let it happen. They can say whatever the **** they want. If they cant learn how to share then **** em.
     
  13. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    "my mom says my dad is a sex machine"
     
  14. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

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    May 9, 2014
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    thats not spoiled, thats talented.

    alright, possibly a little spoiled.. but talented.
     
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  15. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    the surfing was really good in this video, not gonna lie.

    but i follow the dude who filmed and edited this video on instagram and he's a straight up b*tch
     
  16. Gnarbutter

    Gnarbutter Well-Known Member

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    Jan 27, 2014
    He is the embodiment of what I am talking about.
     
  17. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    no like r mack
     
  18. CDsurf

    CDsurf Well-Known Member

    391
    May 10, 2014
    I've heard the name.. why do people hate him?
     
  19. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    heard he a wigger
     
  20. FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    he deleted the post on his insta. but like a week ago he was b*tching about how dudes come to the same spot he's shooting at, take photos, and uploads all of the photos from the session before he does. when in actuality the photos from the other dudes are wayy better than his and he's too insecure to admit it.

    and the one thing from that post that made me burst out laughing was the fact that he said something along the lines of, "you other photogs need to put in your time like i did wahh wahh". this dude is 18 years old and he thinks he's some hardened jersey veteran. pathetic

    inb4 someone tries to call me out for contradicting myself since i'm only 16 and surf in jersey. i'm polite, i mind my own business, and i don't paddle straight to the peak when i initially paddle out, and that's only IF i'm surfing a crowded spot. i'd much rather surf a spot that's a little less better just so i can be alone with my homies having fun and not hustling for waves