http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/ “I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.” So stuffing eyeballs up your arse gives you wood? As always, truth is stranger than fiction...
I know, right? Ya just can't make this crap up. If the intelligent species out in the 'verse are here watching it's no wonder they don't want to have anything to do with us. Maybe they're just waiting till we all die off then they can move in.
He couldn't think of a better way to steal them? Haha or how bout just get some Viagra like most dudes, or maybe put the bottle down and he might get a hard on? Nope, cow eye balls up the ass, then eat them, that's the solution! Lol
So no one on this site had tried to stuff a cow eye up his (or her) rectum? I find that hard to believe. Fess up. Were all friends here.