Shark or dolphin? A trip down the east coast...

In true SI forum fashion, what started as a harmless surf trip post quickly degenerated into a jizz fest. Wait. Who am I kidding? That's what we live for.

 

yes, this is appears that Aggrodoodoo is shred machine reduex....

Aggro, did you have any moments when people asked your name? How did you respond? like this?

[video=youtube;FY2-bIH412U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY2-bIH412U[/video]

 

Aggro until someone bigger invades the bubble? That's just weak... Defend your turf from kids and little men, but a big dude can roll right over you? Badass

 

Wow, this is pure vitriol from the days of old. Be careful boys, the ban hammer is looming.

 

funny im not being bashed for dissing jersey.jerseys great,been literally everywhere in the state,just getting tired of it and want to move to a more secluded area where I don't have to deal with nosey neighbors and traffic and everything else.we do get epic waves in the winter time.iv been up northwest nj to the mountains,iv been to the Delaware water gap,which is beautiful,been down southwest where its all barns and fields.thats my ideal place,somewhere near the woods and close to the beach

iv always wanted to surf a spot that u literally walk through the woods to get to.no parking,nobody else out,just remote jungle followed by water.maybe its because I been watchin the legend of mick dodge and he seems like a cool dude.he walks through the forest and goes in the cold azz water they have there lol.

where im living at now,im close to the water but far from land(woods).iv spent my childhood in the woods doing crazy mcgyver shyt,building forts and treehouses,choppin trees down to make them with,nice bond fires,shooting bootles,hunting,fresh water fishing.i lived near some crazy lake in the middle of the woods,maybe its a river idk,but id take a raft out there and ur floating down stream surrounded by trees,mother nature is beautiful.now I live in suburban redneckville.I had a buddy that used to go up to Vermont,said it was awesome.shyt Pennsylvania is awesome too,but too far from the ocean.just trying to find an inbetween place I can fit both worlds into

 

Damnit people, what's a dude currently covered in two inches of ice got to do to get a good East Coast travel story around here?

Aggro, your story is great... Please carry on. Don't let people troll you so easily.

 

How did today go with the building swell?

 

Willing to bet that AggroNE is what chucka-boo-boo wants to be when he grows up & da-da kicks boo-boo out of the Maine barn.

 

Maybe Agrro is Chucky Boo's twin. Remember he told us he built that fish for his twin brother.

 

I like AggroNE.. Prepare for the ATTACK!!!!

 

He is the entertainment we have been missing for the past few weeks.

 

doods i almost ran over a shark to going down the face of a wave then had dolphin surface like 3 feet from me where is always a unpleasant surprise. the ocean was alive today.

 

uesday: Afternoon Hilton Head (Burkes) session of CHOPPY rippy currenty waist highs with the occasional rogue chesty. Mostly mushy but the waves on HHI are super shouldery and there is an occasional huge barrel that gets tossed out on certain sections. There is a "winter storm" by southern standards passing through the south, and the wind was whipping. The current was extremely strong--freaky strong. Spend most of my time kooked out standing in belly high water trying to stay stationary. Caught a few decent waves but was more concerned with not drowning and making sure the ol' lady didn't have one of those "you dragged me out here" low blood sugar meltdown moments. Then I saw another fin---time for another round of "Shark or dolphin?"!!! I kept looking in that direction about 75 yards away and I saw it swimming with a wave--no joke---like a hallmark card. But it happened so fast and my eyesight is average at a distance so I couldnt tell if it was a shark or dolphin. I alerted the Mrs. and we started paddling in---as the tide had come in a bit we realized that we were on a sandbar and hit that creepy deep part before the shore. Its not usually creepy, but when you see a mysterious fin, it becomes extra creepy. Made it to shore and spotted the fin a few more times. 80% sure it was a dolphin, but 20% uncertainty mixed with sub-par surf = time to call it. The stitching on my Excel 6/5 left chest/armpit started coming undone. I only need a 4/3 right now, but the 6/5 was extra toasty with the air in the 40s and the whipping wind. Dinner: steelhead trout and veggie pasta.

this dude is high you surfed my home break same day i did and theres no huge barrel sections at burks it was like 2 foot yesterday it does shoulder though. i was out in a 4/3 with no hood it aint that cold. btw there are dolphins and sharks all over the places here you get used to it after a while..kinda. that current was weak as hell you get used to side shore here been dragged down the beach a mile in a few minutes at times no understatement there. ive been warning you brahs about the hhi we go mean and hard. mess around at my break and your car will get thrown down a cliff or lit on fire. wax on the windows is for ***. were the real hardcore waterman here, we dont play little kid games like yall in the north. yallz are still like on a kindergarten level. i was a tybee last weekend to its was shrimp no barrels around i think this guy is insane with his surf reports. did you take lsd and turn 6 inches tall or are you just a midget im 5,10 and cant fit into a 1 foot lips...so what is it?

 

I wanna surf more up north spots. My friend has a house in Nantucket so I'll start there

 

Aggro, Aggro, Aggro....tsk, tsk....there you go again. You're up to 87 posts (87!) and you're ripping on senior guys already. It's kinda like you biffed out to the peak on your foamie & started telling guys the set waves are yours. That's the only analogy I could come up with, it's been a long week & it's only Wednesday.

I actually enjoyed your initial post, pretty neat that you'd take the time to share with us heathens on the SI Forum your epic surfing journeys with Mrs Aggro. Achhhh......but when you jumped into it & started telling us how big & badfjoeybuettofuccals you are, eh, well, that's where you went off the rails.

My 2 centavos: stick with your saga, it's kinda fun to read, ignore the temptation to put on the New England sleeveless uniform while attempting to drown your perceived antagonists, and all will be well!

BTW, there's a Maine barn animal that could use a bit of your discipline. He should be showing up any time now.

 

Aggro is hilarious. Between the name, the shark nonsense, the waxing windshields comment, and the "staring down tourists" when he lives in Vermont, he's gotta be a secondary account. The pictures are a genius touch. Try to stay more upright on that longboard, you'll get more glide (which will help you to outrun all those dolphin-duck-sharks).