Bo's, It's my birthday today. I'm sure everyone is waiting until 11:59 to wish me happy bday..... you guys. Anyway, my Dad is not a surfer and he sent me two Shark Shocker bracelets/anklets, basically a leash cuff with no leash. I feel kooked out and guilty by possession. He's asked me to wear inflatable CO2 life jackets and strap a knife to my leg when I'm out there. Parent's just don't understand. I think the perceived fears vs reality is funny. I mean I dinged my longboard with my face on Friday. He doesn't tell me to wear a helmet though. Here the shocker btw.