Sharks and you

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Apr 30, 2017.

  1. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    ha actually I still have and wear boardshorts from 3-4 yrs ago..but I did snag a pair of Oneills from a consignment shop last week
    nothing flashy more of a classic look whitish grey with faint black vertical pin stripes...(the stripes are to deter the sharks :) )
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Was thinking that your Man Mountain physique & your sweater would spook all sharks to go look for wayne.

    :rolleyes:
     

  3. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

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    Apr 26, 2015
    Avon pier in North Carolina great place to surf but the sharks are always around especially when their are a lot of fisherman tossing chum and fish in the water ,about a dozen of us were in the water and a shark came up under one of the guys board and started pushing and thrashing knockin him off ,holy moly scared the pure livin **** out of everyone we all went in the guy who got hit got to beach in what seemed seconds .ten years later the two russian kids got attacked layin partially in water on the beach there by a bull shark killed the girl and mauled her boyfriend .
     
  4. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    lately its been portugese man o war warnings many spotted along se coast
     
  5. rotch

    rotch New Member

    2
    May 5, 2017
    Saw in a weekend in surf camp San Diego, that the sharks bite once only
    If a shark attacks, I start flying with the seagulls....
     
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  6. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    K dude
     
  7. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  8. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    WHY??

    Shark Attack - Cam Girl Bitten off Florida Coast

    [video=youtube;ZoHAf7VtIhA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoHAf7VtIhA&feature=youtu.be[/video]
     
  9. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I am so jealous of that shark
     
  10. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Was that a clip from the University of Darwin?
     
  11. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  13. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    See how she was dressed? She was Askin' for it! Seriously, that looks to be a pretty sh!tty shark cage.
     
  14. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Not much of a cage if it lets the sharks right in. Kinda like using chicken wire for mosquito screen.
     
  15. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    894
    Jul 13, 2016
    haha, i love the back tattoo. she's a looker tho, i'll give her that (and more if she inquires). now, i'm craving some soda
     
  16. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    [video=youtube;oM-Qg_Wy6c8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM-Qg_Wy6c8[/video]
     
  17. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
     
  18. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Say for instance you are in the line up with all girls and sharks show their fins. Do you break for shore first or do you make a racket and follow up behind. What responsibility do us true waterman have to the ocean?

    The real surfer never leaves a man behind; period! A real waterman surfer treats an attack on anyone as an attack on himself; school mentality of predictors.

    So there is different kinds of real surfers. The real surfer, the real waterman surfer, the real soul surfer and any mix of the three.

    Weekend surfers are not real surfers despite popular opinion. Because they never learn the little intricacies of their spot. Real surfers need spots and favorite spots due to tides and winds. So stop calling weekend surfers real surfers because they lack the dedication of a real surfer
     
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  19. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    Nice arss, dumb fk! Wasn't paying attention, that will learn her!
     
  20. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I'm pretty much a weekend surfer clown, some of us don't have that option! But I act like a real surfer! I wouldn't leave anyone out there but your comment it stupid. I drive down during the week after a long day and do my best even though I started very late in life! Must be nice being you!
     
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