Sharks and you

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Apr 30, 2017.

  1. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

    752
    Nov 16, 2013
    nice, 4 days you get to watch other people surf waves to big for you. Enjoy.
     
  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Shut up snitch
     

  3. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Gotta watch out for the sea lions. Stupid people though...

    [video=youtube;9Iipvn4LJp0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iipvn4LJp0[/video]
     
  4. TurQuoise22

    TurQuoise22 Member

    16
    May 21, 2017
    I'm having a little problem perceiving if I agitated a shark or not. Just to make myself on the safe side, I try to calmly swim back to the shore.
     
  5. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Nice. I heard playing dead works with sharks too.

    Sike. Barry and Kidde that's a joke. Just for thoes with no sense of humor might believe that.
     
  6. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Dude you are straight up tripping again at 1am Eastern. What is your fvcking story brah?

    Seriously, if you were serious about your rehab post you should follow through ASAP. If you were trolling again as usual, you can go fvck yer mum again.

    How's that for a sense of humour?
     
  7. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Not very good a D- at best
     
  8. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Seek help young autist
     
  9. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Latent liberal sensibilities much?
     
  10. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Yeah I guess the "your mom" jokes are pretty played out. Maybe you should drop them from your repertoire as well.

    But seriously...seek help
     
  11. KodyMaverick

    KodyMaverick New Member

    2
    Jul 5, 2017
    If a shark attacks another surfer and im nearby im going to do everything in my power to help the surfer out and if that means putting my life on the line ill do it and i hope that other people feel the same about this as i do
     
  12. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I feel safe now, thanks
     
  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Sorry, bub, but I would not stick around to be dessert.
     
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol yea u say that til u see a 15' great white come flying out the water with a surfer in his mouth
     
  15. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    What a coincidence. "Kody Maverick" is my porn name.
     
  16. sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

    Dec 7, 2015
    I would tell the person being attacked in a firm, yet assertive, manner to not panic, and that I was going to quickly paddle in and call 911. Then I would quickly paddle in.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    lol...that is fvcking funny--good one, cep....my laugh for the day!!