Sharkweek Cape Cod

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by nynj, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. Indirect

    Indirect Active Member

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    Apr 22, 2013
    Alright, you win. I'll be a good little boy like PB&J :(
     
  2. OC&SC-83

    OC&SC-83 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 25, 2011
    Amen.

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  3. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2010
    If you have a large predatory shark that repeatedly patrols (Large Marge) in shallow water like that it's got to go...sorry. I am all for protecting ecosystems and believe nature has a right to co-exist with humankind, but humans have a right to be in the ocean as well.
    If you had a f-ing grizzly bear walking down your road every day or circling the neighborhood park where kids were playing you are saying that it should be left alone?
    They should attach a torpedo to that shark cam...
     
  4. john219921

    john219921 Active Member

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    Sep 7, 2012
    Theres gonna be a human culling long before any shark culling, some of these comments have to be the stupidest things ive ever laid eyes on
     
  5. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    So, you think the "odds" are in your favor? Afterall, your chances of being attacked by a shark is about 1 in 11.5 million. You're more likely to be struck by lightning, which is about a 1 to 280,000 chance. This Florida dude has already been bitten by a rattlesnake, he's been struck by lightning and now, he can add a shark to the list. Good read if you're living by the "odds."

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/07/florida-man-who-survived-lightning-strike-recovering-from-shark-bite-in-bahamas/?test=latestnews
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Checked / responded

    * hahaha that was funny
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Stand your ground BCN, Stand... your... ground....
     
  8. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    "On Midway Atoll, a remote cluster of islands more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent, the detritus of our mass consumption surfaces in an astonishing place: inside the stomachs of thousands of dead baby albatrosses. The nesting chicks are fed lethal quantities of plastic by their parents, who mistake the floating trash for food as they forage over the vast polluted Pacific Ocean.
    For me, kneeling over their carcasses is like looking into a macabre mirror. These birds reflect back an appallingly emblematic result of the collective trance of our consumerism and runaway industrial growth. Like the albatross, we first-world humans find ourselves lacking the ability to discern anymore what is nourishing from what is toxic to our lives and our spirits. Choked to death on our waste, the mythical albatross calls upon us to recognize that our greatest challenge lies not out there, but in here."

    http://www.chrisjordan.com/gallery/midway/#CF000313 18x24

    [video=youtube;aDaOgu2CQtI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI[/video]

    Go ahead. Kill some of those sharks swimming in "your" waters. Its only evolution, baby.
     
  9. lalit

    lalit Well-Known Member

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    Oct 3, 2009
    My folks live on the vineyard and I visit them a couple of times a year and surf. I don't think I've ever be out and not seen at least one seal, especially at one particular spot. I've been waiting and the sharks are coming (or I should they are there but not seen). My guess is that if there is another attack in the next couple of years they will do something. Which ever way you look at it the tourist industry in that area is way too huge to sit back while people go elsewhere due to fear of sharks.
     
  10. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Hey guess what:
    you-know-who-dosent-give-a-shit-about-shark-week-honey-badger-thats-who.jpg
    But I love it!!!
     
  11. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Damn. Now it's gone too far. They're everywhere. We need to kill these sharks

    chark in da pool.jpg
     
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Uh, you are....by your own admission right there about getting into it with another poster....

    It's ok, kid, just breathe, waves come soon now and then ... you can stop raging at the contrails in the night sky(!) & start posting story like your bra-friend emass8'.
     
  13. ScorchieLeWave

    ScorchieLeWave Well-Known Member

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    Nov 15, 2010
    Yoh, on the subject of sharks, what the hell happened to the freaking hurricanes? Did someone scare 'em away?

     
  14. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    This is my first time looking at this thread. I didn't read it all. Though I did see the most humorous line I have ever seen on this site. " Humans have a right to swim safely in the ocean." It went something like that. That's a good one.

    Wow, you guys who want to clear out the sharks are insane. Plus, you're cowards. You can tell these guys don't surf by themsleves.....ever. You can tell they only surf on warm, small, sunny days, with a crowd in the water and on the beach. It really does tell alot about a person.

    Shark-hunter, you seem to HATE all non-human animals. Plus, you seem to fear them immensely. Did something traumatic happen to you in your childhood?

    I hate to break it to some of you, but humans ain't all that. Some of you think we're a bit too important, almost God-like. Humans are retarded. Plain and simple.

    I don't know, I'd kill a human before a shark. Sharks are innocent. People aren't. Some day dogs will take us over. There's a Newfoundland(Black and white - real good)up in Regina(Canada) who has foretold of the future. Dogs will become the dominant species, and all who have harmed mother nature is going to get it. And you'll get it good.
     
  15. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    I solely and solemnly agree.
     
  16. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Dont let the world bring you down
    Not everyone is that fuct up and cold
    Remember why you came while youre alive
    Experience the warmth before you grow old

    I am Dana Carvey, the grumpy old man. I am sick of everyone being a *****. grow up and get balls so that we remain at the top f the world. USA USA USA. For you punk rockers (don't get on me bout the FANBOYS English majors) WHatcha gonna do? Move to England? HAHA, do it so I can laugh it you when you come back. Hey, Bad Religion wrote a song about that ya hardcore surf punks. Do they still exist? Does listening to Green Day make you a bad Bia? Hey, dont most spoiled rich kids move somewhere and claim they know how real it is? Hey Hey Hey I'm fat Albert and I love pooseees but not stuck up softees that couldnt do any manual labor.

    Your cracka asses not be a majority too much longer...

    Is that a racial slur? I hear it every day...

    So this thread isnt erased...Kill Whitey Apparently thats what happens when you drive through South America. Ive got a death wish! Im driving to South America next week! Wheres the last place south of Texas I can live for more than 5 minutes? Should I start a thread? I had one called the South will rise again. Was I talking about Alabama or Venezuela? The mystery of it all.............Maybe Im a redneck a South American freedom fighter that thinks the southwest will soon be territory of those South of the border. Read a book about Kit CArson. Is he a famous surfer pre-Kelly Slater?

    I hate sharks if I was a Shark Hunter. I put shark meat in with my scrambed eggs to remind me Im at the top of the food chain and can spell
     
  17. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007


    Mmmmmm nothing like a nice cool glass of liquor and meth. It'll get you drunk!
     
  18. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Great, I just talked to WalkingonH20(I call him, Jesus) and this thread has got him thinking.

    He has to drive through a rough neighborhood in Neptune, NJ, daily. So according to the "Let's kill the sharks so we don't have to worry about them" theory, Jesus wants to get rid of this Neptune neighborhood's inhabitants. Based on the premise that they might do harm to him. I don't know, he said something aboot petitioning Governor Christie to get this done.

    See this has gone to far. First humans kill animals they deem dangerous, then, humans being humans, they go after other humans. Mr. Perry Farrell said something like, "True hunting's over/No herds to follow/Without game men prey on each other/The family weakens by the bites we swallow."

    Dudes, sharks live in the ocean. They belong there. If you are so afraid of sharks, that you want to do a Hitler-inspired extermination of an entire species, then maybe you should just stay out of the water. The Book of Genesis doesn't say to go kill any animal that might get at you. Humans were given dominion over the earth in order to use our "rational" minds to make the place as best as possible. Yeah, that's pretty funny, huh?

    Besides, getting hit by a shark gives you James Dean status. There's worse ways to go, like autoerotic self-asphyxiation. Just ax David Carridine and that dude from INXS. And if you live, you become a local hero. Girls will sleep with you.

    And you Asians, what's with this shark fin soup? Stop killing sharks. Man, your diets are crazy. And there is a theory that sharks avoid dead sharks in the water because they release some pheromone that they don't like. All of the shark killings could be disrupting the shark's typical domains and driving them to other places. Shark finners catch sharks, cut their fins off and then thrown them overboard......And stop killing wales, too, you sob's.
     
  19. BlueBlood

    BlueBlood Member

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    Jul 28, 2011
    [video=youtube;8fvCPvzy-kM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvCPvzy-kM[/video]
     
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    from what iv been watching,it seems sharks kill humans because of human faults.for example,brazil saw a huge number of shark attacks,then they find out theres a meat plant that's been leaking meat waste into the ocean.another those damn chinks chop the fins off sharks,dump it in the water and other sharks swim far far away to escape the holocaust.its like somebody driven by on a boat and chopping off every swimmers arms and dumping it in the ocean.i do not fear sharks.you step in the ocean your in their world.if they want you,you will never see It coming.when its your time,its your time.you can go to Iraq,fight for your country,survive 30 ied blasts,and come home and get killed by your neighbor from drunk driving....save the sharks....whaaaaaaaaaaat..shoot the seals