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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by surftb15, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    get out of the water....it's a home for sharks and other nasties.
     
  2. jay314

    jay314 Member

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    Jun 16, 2012
    haha yeah.. and leave more room for you? Come on!
     

  3. twfortune

    twfortune Member

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    May 11, 2009
    Yep - was out at 61st on Saturday with a buddy. I paddled once and hit something big with my left hand. Figured it for a bluefish. about 10 minutes later my buddy did the same, and then starts screaming about a shark. there was a 4-5 ft blacktip shark cruising right by. we freaked and got out. Been surfing here all my life and never been that close (knowingly).
     
  4. wave1rider65

    wave1rider65 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 31, 2009
    Its the ones mistaken for whales that tend to hurry me from the water..........
     
  5. wave1rider65

    wave1rider65 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 31, 2009
    Best one hands...... or is it fins down!!.......Had a guy off of Hatty last year in a 15 ft boat greeted by a Great White. He thought it was pretty cool till he noticed the shark was bigger than his boat and it kept bumping the dinner table hoping some scraps would fall off.. He was only a cpl miles out.
     
  6. Anthonyz

    Anthonyz Well-Known Member

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    May 15, 2012
    While I was surfing yesterday, my dad caught 3 sharks they were about 2ft. I still went back out in the water after he told me this though, haha. (Virginia Beach)
     
  7. sharp eye

    sharp eye Well-Known Member

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    Aug 27, 2011
    most likely your dad caught sandsharks aka dogfish which are MUCH less likely of bothering you than a bluefish is of taking off your pinky toe
     
  8. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I'm a shark and I commute 3 hours to the beach both ways because I make so much money. I hear other sharks and p***y dolphins whining because the have a 45minute commute. Must be because they don't have huge shark balls like me. I eat locals because I'm better than them and they're delicious.
     
  9. cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2010
    We got salmon sharks up here and the salmon are arriving.Oh yeah, and orcas. And brown bears on the beach. Bears do a lot more damage up here than sharks. Carnage lately. Gotta be vigilant when mountain biking. Pepper spray on the handlebars and a Serbu super shorty strapped to the top tube. It's like riding single track through a war zone. You never know what's around the next bend waiting to chew your face...good times. Something's gonna get ya someday.
     
  10. surftb15

    surftb15 Well-Known Member

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    Feb 25, 2012
    There was a shark out this morning. Same beach in Montauk. I am getting the feeling that this is the same shark though, and just lost.
     
  11. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    I can't go out without seeing a shark......stay out of the water folks!
     
  12. Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool

    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool Well-Known Member

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    Aug 17, 2011
    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.
     
  13. krl0919

    krl0919 Well-Known Member

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    May 3, 2011
    it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell shark, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.
     
  14. cresto4

    cresto4 Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2010
    You yell orca and everybody says 'Willy!' Pic from Sunday off Homer:

    June 17 Homer.jpg
     
  15. meatloaf

    meatloaf Well-Known Member

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    Nov 30, 2011
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    A shark bit my d i c k last thursday but this dolph caught me from behind
     
  16. Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool

    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool Well-Known Member

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    Aug 17, 2011
    Mayor Vaughn: [to reporter] I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "friendship".
     
  17. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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  18. surfbum21

    surfbum21 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 31, 2011
    Hahahahaha i died when I read this. How much money are you making dude? Like 300k?
     
  19. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    OKay......this thread is SOOOOOO funny...too many awesome comments to mention them all.....I'm voting it best thread ever.