Shot of fireball and a long trail

Just one? My poison is siver tequila

In highschool I dated twins. Yes, I f'd both of them

 

Try fireball mixed with rum chowda. Chilled. Just one. It's called cinnamon crunchy. You'll see.

 

I made one a sandwich once. Even gave her some yogurts. No joke.


None of these were traded for services, I actually turned down a 20 dorrar BJ. The weirdest sh!t happens to me.

 

ho

 

I do, but your mother would be upset if I revealed her past.

 

ya

 

just did a shot of tequila and cracked a lager. must be that kind of day!

 

On another tread, I mentioned spending the whole year off the coast of Iran. We only made port ONE time, in Singapore. Had a stack of paychecks. Stayed in the Singapore Hilton. Laid down heavy tips to the concierge. He rustled up THE finest Asian ho I'd ever seen and she came right to the room.

Now THAT's what I call room service.

 

Ohhh 20 dorrar? I thought it was 10 dorrar?

Proving once again, Yankee is the fukin man!

 

hookers are for married wall st guys with pigs for wives.never understood the whole pay to play lol.really no different than having a girl or being married,either way ur spending money,but not for those "services".its never free,no matter what.u might think it is,but hey whos paying the dinner bill?whos driving who to the boardwalk and whos spending money for her to go on rides and stuffed animals.its the life cycle,i wish I was a woman,i would never have to work in my life,id just be a big whore catering to the wealthy

 

since this thread is about to be locked after this post lol....

what are ur fetishes or freaky shyt.

I love to suck twat,lick azzhole,smell their armpit whle im banging them from the side,lick their ear,suck on their nose.I like to bust on their face then have them finish me off with their mouth.its a lot better cumming on her,then have her continue to suk u off.u get some weird twitches....

ok lets see if I get flagged lol

 

ok craziest place u did it...

many years ago when I was a spray painting hoodlum,i rocked a "piece"(most of u wont understand,its like a mural I guess) on rt440 in perth amboy under the train tressel.after words me n the girl I was with went up on the tressel,bent her over,got to work,and when I finished I busted off the bridge,probably landed on some poor blokes windshield.lol....that was a great night

 

its pretty epic fukin in public,everyone should do it once in their life

 

cep and yank, ftw
gee zuss, I'm laughing at cep

 

Ha! Long time ago a friend and I are just marveling at this girlie and how she never hadda do sh** and always was taken care of. Just swingin that a** and all her bills was PAID! He looks at me and says "Dude, If I was a chick, I'd be such a slut. I'd never have to work or do sh**."