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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by surfin paulie, Jul 22, 2014.
A self-described international surfer with “sick six pack” abs
I feel like hes a friend we need to help out. I hate the biased reporting. Like it's fox news or something. maybe he has some serious abs hes proud of? so what? ...and "cute" dog? unnecessary - He stepped over a dog and they made a deal out of it and deserved the lickin.
Damnit. Its not the Shred. The Shred doesn't cry. Ever.
Ya me tooooo.....
Definitely not him.. If the real Shred saw a dude crying he'd rape him just on principle.
Obviously not Shred... Shred has millions. He's spends more money on coke in one night than his bail is.
no if this is the shred everyones thinking of he is perfect in every form.daily bench offs,a healthy dose of hindu kush,kfc moves,and I quote "sick sixpack abs"..he is more perfect than jesus.in fact jesus spots him when he benchpresses.the kernel stole his corporation name by simply watching shreds moves.im sure if he did cry,it was a bizarre chemical reaction in his eyes that caused it.
lmao that's si gold right there
Maybe he was extremely touched because senior Swellinfo correspondent Paulie McChestbone showed up at his court date to do a story on him.
I'm thinking of paying his bail in order to gain exclusive rights to a movie deal based on his life story. "To Hell-Mar and Back Again. A Shredder's Journey. "
The Shred needs his freedom to practice his duck-diving patterns.
Chavez, you may not be in the running for HOTY but that's some quality hate there! Putting a nut job away just so he can bake his brain even more and come out twice as nuts purely for the SI crew's entertainment purposes...pure gold.
You get the HOTN (Hater Of The Night) award at least.
That got an actual outburst of laughter and a quiz from the wife. I told her this forum is like a surfing Jerry Springer on acid sometimes. Got the eye roll after that, a shake of the head, and a "whatever" comment.
There's really no way to explain it to her...
Hey yo Paulieee!
I think I just figured it out- to validate this as the one and only- the shred
So the shred used to make a million spelling errors here on swellinfo.com. So we - as the swellinfo.com community- would often times call the shred out for the spelling errors.
The shred in return would practically pound his fist on a table like a little kid and freak out.
Thus the shred had a weak spot.
Thus the shred would cry.
That's quality stuff there. Make sure its Gonzo journalism.
Would be pretty funny if some local peeps from SI up there actually got together, went to his court date and started raising all kinds of hell with "FREE THE SHREDMACHINE" signs and such. Fck if I lived there I'd do it just to be able to post the pics here.
Justice would be served if the Shred became Bubba's b*tch....
...and had to take a job after he got out with the James E. Straits show as a professional log swallower.
Let this douche rot.
**** the E**m** Police!
"F*ck 'em and feed 'em" -Smartest man ever!
Paulie, I have to call you out, bud.
You don't have a leg to stand on helping this waste of sac out...
You weren't here when Shred was here...
Sorry, boss....leave it alone.
Nice try, sorry brah...but your delusional.
It's really annoying when a member joins on here and after a month thinks he has a clue.
See, the respected ones keep their mouths shut and learn.