Shred Update

You heard me.

 

Oh how glorious it would have been to see Mr. Pohan atop that toll booth.

Seldom I would be down to throw up some 'Free Shred' signs with ya (if I was back home). Great excuse to get wasted and burn a day, but I don't think that Mr. Pohan would appreciate it, haha. Maybe if we caught him on his way out with bail.... my heart says that it would be great to buy Shred-incarnate a beer. But my mind says, A) that is a bit creepy, and more importantly B) Corey Pohan might be a d*ckhead.

For the record, as fun as this is to follow, Pohan ain't Shred. Extending the legend of the Shred is good fun, but I just don't know how it would be realistically possible for Mr. Pohan to be him.

This whole thing got started by Gaff killing some time since he can't surf. And we're still gobbling it up. But for some reason Paulie gets sh*t on for continuing to spin the yarn?

But he's also SJB? If anything, the logical conclusion would be that he is ZaGaffer.

Personally I believe that spending untold days of our lives on a forum mired in the social dynamics of cyberspace leads to shame and or guilt, on some subconscious or conscious level, thus preventing people from making multiple accounts. But hey, keep the conspiracy theories going.

 

Slashdog you are a champion.

 

hahahahahaha

 

you're fawning over this guy. it's sad.

don't be afraid guys. say it loud and say it proud. your parents won't hate you if you come out of the closet.

as for me? i'm gonna look up his tight little package mamacita and console her, in a creepy way.

peace.

 

He was originally jailed in NJ. The report above says NYC on the ID. Meaning that he finally got transferred to NYC and posted bail immediately. The NJ judge told him that she would not grant him bail or bond until he resolved his issues with NYC, which apparently happened yesterday.

I assume this all happened because this was a somewhat viral youtube video and has already gotten national media attention. Pretty sure any PD or processor showed the judge the video and they probably know that this is a self defense case and nothing will come of it. New Jersey will throw the book at him for escaping police custody... That is a BIIIIIIG no no. Knocking out so big gay freak for rolling up on you in Manhattan is just another day in the city. Anyonw watching that video can see that home boy thought, man, it's 2014, I can do what I want and say what I want.... But dont EVER, and I mean EVER get within the Shred's comfort zone unless he invites you. Anything within three feet and you are going to get POwned. We all know that.

 

out of all the times I tried to say that at the mcdonalds drive thru I could never get it out without laughin my as$ off.

but on another note shred deserves a movie,documentary,and a written biography of his tales at sea.i heard he doesn't duck dive,he whale dives,and when it comes to barrels he calls it shooting the womb

 

There's almost no way Shred puts up 4 bones on the bench. I'll explain later. I'm an avid supporter of him as you all know but accuracy must be portrayed.

 

What's a SATs? I thought we where talking about getting barreled...

Btw- want to see shred do 4bones- take a trip to Belmar, he is there every night that starts with a 'T' - doing bench offs with the guys. Tuesday night, Thursday night, Tomorrow night and Tonight (sometimes I can spell, spicoli lol)

 

Update: I've figured out where the family fortune comes from. See below. No news on CP though.




Not sure what you're supposed to do with it so I drank half the bottle and will be applying the rest to my board tonight.

 

Got so excited thinking we had more info on the toll booth guy...

 

surfin paulie
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Hmmmm

 

after all this bs from the papers saying he sucker punched that guy, I still don't totally blame (fo)shred for doing what he did.
A bigger guy followed him down the block, posturing like a tuff guy... I mean what the f does someone do... I guess I would have kept on walking while watching him to make sure I didn't get hit or something.... but another reasonable response is to punch the antagonist in the face, just like (fo)shred did.

 

Interesting observation...what's the status of gruvi? He was here for like two days then vanished again. I believe Gruvi=paulie=???????....but not buying the Bill thing. Only reason Emass ties everyone to Bill is b/c Bill called him out on the AO/OO conspiracy theory. But something's fishy for sure.

Totally reasonable response. He shouldn't have even been charged for that imo.

 

Gruvi's account still shows Senior Member so i'm not sure. All I know is Paulie disapeared just shortly after I told Emass he was right. Paulie PM'd me all hurt that I didn't believe him and that was that. I told him to stick around, but I guess once the fun is up it's time for a new account.

 

Bro. Only reason I claim someone is Bill is because they smack of Bill and are Bill. It's got nothing to do with the laughable claim he made. I've been a fairly consistent presence here for the last year and a half and my account stands alone. Bill's monikers are all relatively short-lived as much as we'd like some of them to stay longer. I say someone is Bill when all signs point to it bro.

 

Y'all are swellinfo-ing on another level. The newbies are prob scared like... who is roy and wayne and why is there so much hate... hence all the tentative 'hello' threads. Can someone provide a one pager FAQ for those who are not following each of these conspiracies?

 

Swellers gonna swell bro. The FAQ is a dope idea. Make dem noobs pass da quiz bouts da Swellers.

 

Final note about paulie - if he was for real he wouldn't have disappeared. Look at the supposed obsession he had with the forum and its history. I said it weeks back. No one is gonna come out of the woodwork and just start instantly loving this mutant stepchild of a message board and be enamored with every last detail of its past and characters. Nor are they going to vanish unbanned, unexiled and unexplained. Facts are facts bros. Go with your gut.

 

Wasn't he nursing an injury. Chest bone?

Maybe he has a life outside SI. Whatever that means. I do however understand the call out every new guy MO, atleast no one can claim they got you.