Was just thinkin bouts the good ole days on here and how most of the newer cats have no idea of the vast SI lore that we've enjoyed. If there were a SI History course that noob pledges had to pass before they could even post they hello tread, what would it contain? Define: wetsuite webbed glove user 8-10' 23fotter Suite Caroline bench-off iphone 6 Bogeton Carolina Cutback white rashguard break meetup queen of the windchop volcom surf house gnome creepy white vans chest bone Honeyton What Member? Got arrested skateboarding drunk while carrying a surfboard Loves to buy surf bros pizza Wrote a best-selling book about his struggle with military PTSD Believes closeouts don't exist Got arrested on top of a tollbooth after punching a man over a dog Beats up latex dummies in a barn Fathered twelve people Has never paid for a single surf trip flight Was a once-popular SI moderator overthrown by mutiny Is famous for getting inside info on all the EC tropical swells Bonus Points What well-known surf aficionado gave awful reviews to the ark built by the Oceanic boardsmith that falsely claimed to sell a million dollar board?
What Member? Got arrested skateboarding drunk while carrying a surfboard - Slash? Loves to buy surf bros pizza - SJB? Wrote a best-selling book about his struggle with military PTSD - Matt can't remember his full screen name but he's a cool dude. Believes closeouts don't exist - Blasters? Got arrested on top of a tollbooth after punching a man over a dog - the 1 and only NJSHREDMACHINE Beats up latex dummies in a barn - Chucky Boo Boo Fathered twelve people - Roy, but half of them are sheep Has never paid for a single surf trip flight - Yankee Was a once-popular SI moderator overthrown by mutiny - MATT JOHNSON Is famous for getting inside info on all the EC tropical swells - Betty?
Bonus Points What well-known surf aficionado gave awful reviews to the ark built by the Oceanic boardsmith that falsely claimed to sell a million dollar board? Randy Rarrick
I think it was zippy who said closeouts don't exist. I didn't invent the Carolina cutback tho that is the trick of legends around here.
cep was the source of the close outs theory methinks. trevo got arrested for skating in Bpt. Emass, the prodigal sonne.
it was the dude from HHI that said close outs don't exist...you just aren't surfing fast enough. Don't ask why I remember that...I always remembered that one and nobody owes you nothing (or anything)
It wasn't me lol then it had to be Zach619 but I'm telling you it was zippy I've seen so many close outs it's not funny if someone from HHi didn't believe in surfing they don't have vision.