SI 101 Tread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EMazzSpicoli, Jan 27, 2016.

  1. EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    Was just thinkin bouts the good ole days on here and how most of the newer cats have no idea of the vast SI lore that we've enjoyed. If there were a SI History course that noob pledges had to pass before they could even post they hello tread, what would it contain?

    Define:
    wetsuite
    webbed glove user
    8-10'
    23fotter
    Suite Caroline
    bench-off
    iphone 6
    Bogeton
    Carolina Cutback
    white rashguard
    break meetup
    queen of the windchop
    volcom surf house
    gnome
    creepy white vans
    chest bone
    Honeyton

    What Member?
    Got arrested skateboarding drunk while carrying a surfboard
    Loves to buy surf bros pizza
    Wrote a best-selling book about his struggle with military PTSD
    Believes closeouts don't exist
    Got arrested on top of a tollbooth after punching a man over a dog
    Beats up latex dummies in a barn
    Fathered twelve people
    Has never paid for a single surf trip flight
    Was a once-popular SI moderator overthrown by mutiny
    Is famous for getting inside info on all the EC tropical swells

    Bonus Points
    What well-known surf aficionado gave awful reviews to the ark built by the Oceanic boardsmith that falsely claimed to sell a million dollar board?
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    This is classic!
     

  3. crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

    332
    Apr 23, 2015
    Uhhhhh....uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh....
     
  4. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

    502
    Feb 7, 2013
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  5. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Fly a banner for the SI 101 tread!
     
  6. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    840
    Feb 21, 2012
    I live in a giant bucket

    800 posts *****es \^^/

    I love Florida
     
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  7. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    I know the answer to one of those!
     
  8. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    What Member?
    Got arrested skateboarding drunk while carrying a surfboard - Slash?

    Loves to buy surf bros pizza
    - SJB?

    Wrote a best-selling book about his struggle with military PTSD
    - Matt can't remember his full screen name but he's a cool dude.

    Believes closeouts don't exist
    - Blasters?

    Got arrested on top of a tollbooth after punching a man over a dog
    - the 1 and only NJSHREDMACHINE

    Beats up latex dummies in a barn
    - Chucky Boo Boo

    Fathered twelve people
    - Roy, but half of them are sheep

    Has never paid for a single surf trip flight
    - Yankee

    Was a once-popular SI moderator overthrown by mutiny
    - MATT JOHNSON

    Is famous for getting inside info on all the EC tropical swells
    - Betty?
     
  9. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Bonus Points

    What well-known surf aficionado gave awful reviews to the ark built by the Oceanic boardsmith that falsely claimed to sell a million dollar board? Randy Rarrick
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Lol I will never forget people just don't surf fast enough sooooo closeouts don't exist...
     
  11. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  12. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    I think it was zippy who said closeouts don't exist. I didn't invent the Carolina cutback tho that is the trick of legends around here.
     
  13. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Loves to buy surf bros pizza - SJB? The answer to this one is Gruvii! That's old school..
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    cep was the source of the close outs theory methinks.

    trevo got arrested for skating in Bpt.

    Emass, the prodigal sonne.
     
  15. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    it was the dude from HHI that said close outs don't exist...you just aren't surfing fast enough. Don't ask why I remember that...I always remembered that one and nobody owes you nothing (or anything)
     
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    It wasn't me lol then it had to be Zach619 but I'm telling you it was zippy I've seen so many close outs it's not funny if someone from HHi didn't believe in surfing they don't have vision.
     
  17. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    NOYA: Leethestud- Nobody owes you anything
     
  18. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Mis13 - abandonerr
     
  19. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    yea Zach. That guy talked a lot but he was cool...had good stories.
     
  20. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

    938
    Feb 4, 2010
    i miss roy