SI Glossary

Ha, the lady in the office next to me just asked what I was laughing at. Not sure I should tell her.

 

let eat fish taco

Interpretation of this concept is left entirely up to the individual perceiving said mantra, but for many, it has forever replaced the hallmark phrase of the French Revolution, "let them eat cake".

 

"Teeth Grinding"

When someone logs in and posts rapidly on the top 10 or so threads, owning last post rights to almost the entire page.

"Emass was teeth grinding the sh!t out of the forum today. He missed posting yesterday because his mom took away his internet privileges."

 

womanportant is a word i use a lot... "The whole ride I had to listen to her go on about feminism, some chick flick, the way her jeans fit, and other womanportant garbage."

 

lmfao it was a typo on my end but thanks for the laugh.

 

blasters sometimes gems just happen.

 

Douche Canoeism: A belief system based on the premise that you are worthy of something you are not. Taking Douche Canoery to a new level of Douchey.

i.e.- Nominating yourself for GOTY means your are a Douche Canoe High on Life. Thinking we would actually have a category for worthless little groms like you shows you are a high priest of Douche Canoeism.

 

Buahaha! Douche Canoeism, phrase of the day right here

 

I think the best term in this post went un noticed - Douche Canoery-

I picture a douche canoe factory. A place so full of douchery, that it just seems to manufacture douche canoeism.

Example- "Bro, why is this guy parked in the handicapped spot while the handicapped bus is trying to drop off handicapped people?"

Other bro: " He has PA plates man, that place is a douche canoery"

an assembly line just churning out cans of douche canoeism.

 

Another classic example of Douche Canoeism: Getting raked so hard by other members on a thread, that you go into hiding and start busting out the "Kelly Slater" and "Andy Irons" aviators in a complete and total geek-out rage.

 

Goty

 

I like it. This will be the noun usage of Douche Canoery.

Gimp of the Year?

 

Andy irons is dead . Give him respect please .

 

So is Jesus but we don't give him no love either. Well except for the Jesus that cuts the grass at my golf course, I love that dude.

 

So are Bin Laden and Sadam, you got some respect for them?

 

pretty asian ladies always at my side.

 

Hourly rate or blow up dolls...?

 

so you HAVE clicked on that site.....
are they really ALWAYS by your side?
cause that could, you know, create issues...

 

Year in year old- the suggested replacement for the dated 'year in year out' phrase, which is used to claim experience and familiarity with a time, location, or activity.

'Year in year old' is the new to it's their own.