how bout our own take on alternative lifestyles. lets land on, take, and remain on a virginian island. we can call ourselves gargathians. we will surf, party, raid the mainland and in general act out. any takers?
fwiw only have a 10th grade education but i am pretty sure that book is not about living in harmony, paradise, etc
That book made Wayne sport a perma boner. Bunch of little boys in their underwear is paradise for ole Chester the Molester.
A coming together of the forum? I would imagine that as being like a bunch of anonymous dudes paddling out in Eyes Wide Shut masks and forum name tags. I was on a train to Copenhagen once and I was drinking with this Danish dude who worked on a ship. I asked for for recommendations for something uniquely Danish and not touristy to do with my time, as I only had 36 hours there. He said, "Thats easy. Get drunk, build a boat, sail to France, and rape and steal everything you can."
Here ya go: Ralph aka ZaGAffer - The novel’s protagonist, the boy who is elected leader of the group of boys marooned on the island. Ralph attempts to coordinate the boys’ efforts to build a miniature civilization on the island until they can be rescued. Ralph represents human beings’ civilizing instinct, as opposed to the savage instinct that Jack embodies. Jack aka chucka-boo-boo- The novel’s antagonist, one of the boys stranded on the island. chucka-boo-boo longs for total power and becomes increasingly wild, barbaric, and cruel as the novel progresses. chucka-boo-boo represents the instinct of savagery within human beings, as opposed to the civilizing instinct Ralph represents. Simon aka Seldom Seen- Simon, in some ways the only naturally “good” character on the island, behaves kindly toward the younger boys and is willing to work for the good of their community. Moreover, because his motivation is rooted in his deep feeling of connectedness to nature, Simon is the only character whose sense of morality does not seem to have been imposed by society. Simon represents a kind of natural goodness, as opposed to the unbridled evil of chucka-boo-boo and the imposed morality of civilization represented by Ralph and Piggy. Piggy aka MFitz - A whiny, intellectual boy, Piggy’s inventiveness frequently leads to innovation, such as the makeshift sundial that the boys use to tell time. Roger aka Chicharrone- Jack’s “lieutenant.” A sadistic, cruel older boy who brutalizes the littluns and eventually murders Piggy by rolling a boulder onto him. Sam and Eric aka KillaKiel & 757- A pair of twins closely allied with Ralph. Sam and Eric are always together, and the other boys often treat them as a single entity, calling them “Samneric.” The easily excitable Sam and Eric are part of the group known as the “bigguns.” At the end of the novel, they fall victim to Jack’s manipulation and coercion.
A couple of these fukkkers would show up with jihadi masks on. And at least one or two would be prancing & slobbering about with their red ball mouf tethers in place: skidmark, mfitz & waynetheinsaaaaane, you know who you are......
we have a winner...given what goes on around here, i'm guessing we wouldn't last more than a couple days before we started tearing each other apart. less, if there's no surf to distract us the first few days. also, i nominate shar_**** as piggy.
