SIMOD 05 is a ***

Why grandpa? It was your lie, not mine...

 

i think you just gave him a new nickname

 

This was the most off topic three I have ever seen......



Then it went off the new topic.......

 

do you know why oreos turn your poop black?

 

No why?

 

inquiring minds want to know

 

I do now. just googled it.

I also found that excessive hot cheetos consumption is being blamed for an epidemic of bloody stool scares in schools.

I love google.

 

you mean Louggle

 

Oh just because they are dyed black.
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I thought it was a punchline joke.

Carry on.

 

[video=youtube;YpCASVFyQoE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpCASVFyQoE#t=168[/video]

 

^^^ Hey you forgot something... #Belmar

 

i kind of liked the original topic, but hey, that's just me.

 

who is this?

 

simod5....your a d!ck...lol

 

you didn't miss anything.

 

Why does black licorice turn my poop green?

 

Beets turn my poop red.

 

Super Moderator??? wtf

Just totally did a double take. Read this whole thread.

Wow…Wayne is a relentless dude…perhaps there is something we can learn from him…one is definitely persistence.

Religion got a lot of people posting on here. You guys are so spiritual. Do you believe in elves? On a side note…it was perceived by anthropologists as recently as the 1990s that humans would evolve pointier ears resembling that of elves if natural selection as we know it were to continue unhindered. Does "ObamaCare" hinder our elvish future as a species?

I would like to start a P.A.C. (political action committee). I do come to this sight for entertainment, however, it seems we are on the cusp of solving the nation's problems.

I have mason jars of juice here in the Mid-Atlantic (VB) that originated in NC. I honestly think if I were to meet some of you in a public place first (Riley, nynj, slash, H2O, PJ for instance), we could partake. Why? I see a lot of energy expended in this forum that could be used for change (like a P.A.C.). Hell, no need to meet though, could just go all SwellInfo up in here. If that fails, could always start a "church"…a lot of tax breaks.

Since everyone is anti-ISIS, perhaps the PAC/church could be used to combat them and employ these military vets (advisors, strategists). Once successfully completed after allowing them to kill themselves down, the army of SwellInfo will sweep in to deliver the knockout blow. We will get out ticker-tate parade, women will bend over before us, and we can RETIRE YOUNG. In the meantime, our brand will be sold the globe over. Residual income "my friends" as John McCain would say. Happy republicans? I am not. Not happy either Dems…I am sick of it all.

Hmm, we could get this done in the next decade and we can take over the oil fields. Don't invest in others when others can invest in us.

Who here has the craziest name you have ever seen? Probably me, but I won't reveal myself until after I go all Walking Dead and make sure you aren't a serial killer, rapist, analyst/rapist=analrapist and threaten my survival. Point is, we need a front man…our…Barrack…Hussein…Obama. We can start our own party. It is about money. I don't have a lot at this time, but united we stand and can make a difference. No goldbrickers though, but everyone has a skill that can be put to use. You need every time of person to make this world work.

Did I just kill the thread? I usually do at this point.

What are your thoughts on "Babes N Waves"? Google that homie.

I got a new surfboard and I love it.

Great thread.

simod5…you egotistical bas+ard. You will be our whipping boy. Any time something goes wrong…"its simod5".

Super moderator??? I bet simod666 is a bad mofo.

What did he do…oh wait…rhetorical question (see, I am already practicing)…egotistical bast.

You will soon be replaced by simod6. Your days are numbered. Barry is selling off his oil to bring you down or obtain rights to simod7…now that is planning ahead.

Since no one else has said it in 350 posts…

[video=youtube;yzqJW0u53f0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzqJW0u53f0[/video]

 

we couldn't all agree on anything and any frontman would just be a target.

i'm pretty sure 1/2 of us are here to escape our real lives and the other 1/2 knows it.