SIMOD 05 is a ***

Now Wayne, don't judge aboot things without knowing the score.

I got scolded for using PROPER terms for reproductive actions and fluids in that Beth Hamilton thread.

The Proper Terms...

I didn't use slang. I said things like "sperm."

Surely if these moderators have problems with natural bodily fluids then they are rejecting God and his intelligent design.

Now think aboot that one.

 

CEP, I have shouted you out several times in the past. I have to move around so not only do I cover everybody, but I make sure I remain Top Swellinfo Referrencer.

I reference the heck out of people.

 

Well, you can explain things you have already commented on. For example I'd love to hear how I'm a hypocrite, especially considering what you referenced my hypocrisy to in there which.

Oh, I'm not here this time to impress people. Yeah, this tenure is unexciting. What can you do?

I'm not upset in the least bit. I'm actually kind of content right now. Though my job bores me to tears these days or it leaves me questioning humanity. There is never any middle ground.

Speaking of tears, I have a slight cold brought on by dirty Southern New England people.

Good Lord, you take three different trains through Jersey and NY and no one is sick. And these weren't the pillars of society riding the train in Jersey.

Then you get north of NYC and everybody is coughing and sh!t. And these were the pillars of society.

Oh, how come every time I ride through Bridgeport, CT there are no G's out on the streets? Ride through Camden and you'll see G's on the streets.

Bubonics, sorry dude you'll have to travel down here to the southlands. Pleasantville is a good meeting spot. It's right along RT 9. You guys have a RT 9 up there I hear. So just take it south.

Then I can clear up any misgivings or confusions you may have.

Dude, I'm so transparent on here. You may need some assistance. And that's fine. I'm always available to help.

And maybe you better start listening to people on the internet. And I'm not sure with what you disagree with. Was there anything to agree or disagree with here?

Should I drink three shots tonight or not?

 

Well, that's what I think, but....

Monday night I did three, as I felt this thing coming-on. And it was supposed to snow and I wasn't planning on making it to work on Tuesday.

Those three shots didn't kill the SE NE germs, but maybe it injured them?

I don't know.

It is really a sad day when NJ is healthier than SE NE. What is going on here these days? Everybody is so proper up there. Refined and sophisticated.

 

Oh, I'll make the meeting happen if you want.

I ax you down here because my driving "rights" have been suspended until 2021. Wow, that's like Buck Rodger's time and sh!t,

Oh, so you are a Stockton grad. How was that experience? You board there? Interesting place to go to school I suppose. Different from the big city universities.

I hope you stayed away from the south jetty. NON ! Stick to Metros with all the other, " I got a Tupac CD and surf in the hood !!" Linwood and Longport mafia in da house. Yeah, I surf in a ghetto !! I am bad as can.

Ghettoes are for crack not surfing, well besides Venice of course. V-13.

Anyways, I drink Smirnoff Orange shot bottles. 2-4 per sitting. I have control. I used to drink Kasser's in my uncontrollable days, but can not take that gasoline fire sh!t anymore.

I also like happy smoke and pills (preferably Roxicets...well dang I'd take the old OC Oxycontin but they made them tamper proof)

I don't even know what you are tissied for. I decided to hassle somebody for no reason because I was bored at work one day and there was nothing interesting happening on the boards. So, I picked you. You should have been honored. But, you just didn't show much appreciation even after I was nice enough to let you know I was just F'ing with you.