Single Dad Surfing on Surfline

Yeah, typical.

From my constant viewing on here, for the last 8-years, I have seen them come and go....

You, MIS, seem to fancy yourself as some playboy. Great, dude, your 50-year-old wife touches you once a month. Bravo !!

The dudes who always act a little too heterosexual usually are hiding or making-up for something. You always make those "Caveman-esque" remarks when it comes to women.

Yeah, I really doubt you were bagging a ton of chicks before you got married. Actually sir, I have a 20-year-old female trying to jock me. I met her on Face Book.

Your insults lack bite, as they are just standard male, school-yard BS.

Some males experiencing a mid-life crisis buy a flashy car. MIS comes on a surf predicting website and tries to impress people from the south with his one liners and dreams of a utopian society without taxes and the police. Though, MIS would be the first to call the police when confronted by a choke moke. Guaranteed.

Dude, I don't quite know what DOX is, but, sir, I'd never DOX you on this site, whatever that means. That other bloke means nothing to me, so that was fun. With you it is more serious. Never show your cards when playing poker with Kenny Rogers.

 

or have your little BF SS show them too you

fighting gets you locked up and fines, cep taught me that

there are alternatives
enjoy your limelight, you need it!

 

I ain't looking to fight. I NEVER said that. You're going to change the world, but are afraid of a Simple Assault Charge?

Fines? Just don't pay them.

Dude, jail ain't that big of a deal. It's not the stuff you see on TV, MIS. It's a bunch of black drug dealers and little white drug addicts. They don't put you in New Jersey State Prison for BS charges.

Tsk, now you're even insulting Seldom Seen. And you guys were getting along so famously....

Oh, I missed something, MIS, Have SS show me what? I didn't get that.

 

Guy definately rips and has helped sell a lot of Proctors. I don't know of any parents young/old who haven't needed help from time to time. It's rhetorical to ask if raising children is work. This guy is super lucky to have reliable, trustworthy help (especially family).

Regardless, I don't see how anyone who is not on the tour can make a life out of surfing. Good or not, there will always be somebody better. Surfers get dropped all the time: Remember Rusty's split with Kalani Robb and Lost's seperation (short-lived) from Gorkin. I'm not sure the accuracy of the site but Kelly Slater has a net worth of $20 mill, Tony Hawk net worth of $140 mill. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/dl/kelly-slater/ "Surfing Personalities" have to really work hard to make a niche and stay relevant - sell a good product.

 

I'm Ben, and I'm a violent statist.

 

I'm not little.