Will someone please tell me what SJB is so I don't have to dig through archives and read old threads like I'm dying of cancer and bed ridden. I would appreciate the help
lol...he's the man, the myth and the legend....sjb for president....ohhh he's still around, he's a good guy, funny as hell!!!
OK Gaff you've shot your wad. I hope you've got this out of your system. I'm sure glad I didn't waste much time reading what that clown wrote. ..............Bogeton Wolftucks????????????????? Holy $#*%. But I will say it reminded me of, *(Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over and he looked me straight in the eye And you know what he said? "Once upon a time, somebody say to me" This is the dog talkin' now "What is your, conceptual, continuity?" "Well I told 'em right then", Fido said "It should be easy to see "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe" Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog looked at the dog, and he said Sort of staring in disbelief "You can't say that" he said "It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't it couldn't" He told him, "No, no, no" I told him, "Yes, yes, yes" I said, "I do it all the time Ain't this boogie a mess"?)* The poodle bites, the poodle chews it (Repeat + ad lib) FZ from Apostrophe
The elf thing was one of the first things I read on this forum. I thought it was great. PJB reminds me of my philly days because I can tell he spent a lot of time there. I would get my @$$ kicked on the school bus sometimes in philly and there was always this weirdo that would stick up for me. He reminds me of that guy for some reason.
At first I wasn't going to read all that stuff, but I did. Enjoyable read. SJB was certainly an entertaining character and writer. Thanks Gaff, for pulling that together.
SJB posted on youtube also. talking sh!t about the reefs/points in RI, saying how mushy they are. and hes right. but he still drives up here in sept. the quote about slater and perfection and about how guys take loads of drugs is so true though. next time you get loaded and dont want to surf the next day just smoke some butts and pound some iced coffee and man up. dudes on heronnn are shreddin harder than you. #sjblives
Let's not forget about North Seawall Will either. I'm pretty sure SJB had a letter published in one of the surf magazines last year.
I like to think the NJshredmachine is authentic, as are the 23 footers. The SJB / paddington / whoever else connection remains unknown. Like the contents of the briefcase.
IMO this is one of the best threads Bill started in his time as SJB: http://www.swellinfo.com/forum/showthread.php?14248-Miki-Dora-was-correct
He wasn't banned, he died. He was thrown from the roof of the Trump Plaza by some thugs who claimed he owed them money. However, just like in the movie 'The Crow' he was given a re-birth by powers unknown. He has taken on a entirely new persona in body, mind, and spirit. I know this because I frequent his haunts and the same thing happened to me back in 1987.
Holy shoot, thanks Za Gaf that was wonderful. I forgot how cool SJB could be even though he was a loser. Total loser. Still Stoked, you suck, man. Horrible person with either bad taste or a green streak a mile long. Glad you didn't have time or interest to read Za Gaf's tribute to a Jersey wacko, but you did have time and interest to write a poem. Ha, in honor of SJB I didn't read your poem, either. Dork. Man, I hate those who bad mouth the mentally insane. Rumor has it that on the 29th of every month, if you go to The Stanley Holomes Housing Project in AC, or Stuyvesant Ave. in Trenton or the 2900 block of Hope St. in Philly or 7th & York in Camden.........and yell " Chiddy chiddy bang bang....Burt Reynolds was the bandit...." 3x he appears. It helps if you leave a few 5 Hour Energy Drinks on the corner and wear one of them Tahitian man-dress thingamajigs........ But all-in-all SJB was a douche bag, a classic Irish-not-Italian, New Jersey douche.
