Gaf that was straight up awesome. Obviously the dog under the boardwalk in AC finally ate SJB. I hope he got to communicate with one of those seagulls before he went.
This thread, and SJBs rants, are truly, truly amazing. All I can do is hope and pray this flat spell ends soon, so I don't devote any more of my Saturday mornings reading this stuff. However, it is better than doing the yard in this heat. The ocean is green with slime and needs a flush from a hurricane swell. Seven days till September.