Sliced tip of thumb.

I had 8 turkeys to fry and 50 people coming over.

Most injuries are treatable with duct tape, gauze pads, superglue and brown whiskey aren't they? Throw in some vise-grips and that kit will get you through most car problems too.

 

^seriously. and a damn fine woman for listening.

^^^ Truest thing that has made laugh aloud in a while.
Just need to add popsicle sticks (or just sticks...)
and this
....better than duct tape for wounds. kept 8 stiches on the ball of my foot clean for weeks this summer. stays put.