Okay, so we have collected the data from lil' Johnny's surf board. He was out for 2 hours, the waves were DOH, PH levels were extremely high, he must have been pissing himself.
Ah dudes that's so the man can track you. It's basically an ankle bracelet for surfers. lol Will it be able to tell surfers if they are kooks? Can it test your urine for illegal substances? Can it replace sonic blast oil exploration? My head is spinning.
