Smoothies

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  1. Son Bather Bob

    Son Bather Bob Well-Known Member

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    Jun 16, 2014
    Just bought a blender. Made a strawberry and banana smoothie. It did not taste Goode.

    What do you guys throw in your drinks? Powder, seeds, etc..
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    My wife makes me fruit smoothies, I love em. She uses blueberry, pineapple, strawberry, mango, banana, chia seeds, flax seeds, coconut water, almond milk, and ice. Sometimes she'll throw in peach, raspberry, and blackberry.
     

  3. Kook4Life

    Kook4Life Member

    16
    Jul 28, 2017
    Almond milk, banana, teddy's peanut butter, instant oats, and chocolate whey. Super good. Avocado and kale work too.
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Toss in some heroin, fentanyl, and if required some opium.
    Shanghai Smoothie!!!
     
  5. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Barry your an a55hole :D, but that is funny sh!t right there.
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I am not an asshole....I am a "first class asshole".
    And I come here for fun only.......
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    I'll take 10. And then a Narcan nassel.
     
  8. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Strawberry banana smoothie goes like this...

    home made yogurt, banana, strawberries, OJ... a couple of ice cubes.
     
  9. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Make sure the fruit is frozen first. Let it thaw like 15 minutes before blending with some almond milk. Yum!
    Always have twice as much fruit as veggies for best taste.
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  11. Son Bather Bob

    Son Bather Bob Well-Known Member

    135
    Jun 16, 2014
    I hate Kale, but I have had smoothies where the taste isnt as disgusting.

    Made a goode one this morning:
    Acai pack
    1 bananna
    5 strawberries
    2 tbsp flakseed
    1 tbsp bee pollen
    3/4 cup OJ
     
  12. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I have never made them, but the woman makes a good one for me. she uses:

    Kale
    Spinach
    frozen banana
    frozen pineapple
    orange or orange juice
    apple
    rice milk

    and some times chia
     
  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Order is on the way--buy 10, get 2 free!!
     
  14. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    * 6 pound sack of protein powder from costco (vanilla goes w/ everything) lasts me about a year
    * Freeze all your fruits and vegies beforehand (all other ingredients should be, at least, refrigerator cold)
    * blending in at least a little bit of crushed ice will keep a smoothie cold longer and add texture
     
  15. Obpmem

    Obpmem Member

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    Aug 10, 2011
    I have one for breakfast every morning. Freeze the banana. Makes the difference.

    Vanilla protein
    Handful of raw spinach
    Banana
    Handful of blueberries
    3-4 strawberries
    Vanilla soy milk
    Water
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I'm drinking a smoothie right now, if I start acting crazing, it's probably the fentanyl and heroin talkin.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Shanghai Smoothie!!!
    A Barry Cuda special!!!
     
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I can dig it! HAHA
     
  19. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    What about for the Tweakers where's that Mega meth melon smoothies?
     
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    cant say I ever drank a smoothy,i don't even know what that means lol

    but from my jim days I always made a nice afterworkout "shake".throw some milk in a blender,pour in 2 scoops of protein,throw in a banana,a few scoops of peanut butter,some granola,and 2 scoops of ice cream.u drink that **** you feel like you just ate a 3 course meal