soft shell crab sandwich, directions a la metard

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by sheetglass, Jul 23, 2016.

  1. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

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    May 12, 2008
    Step 1: Surf the longboard all morning on the incoming tide. (Sorry, the only pictures reside in my mind's eye for this step.) Be happy rest of day.

    Step 2: Return to the beach with the wife in the afternoon. Stop by the local fish market and pick up the meatiest soft shell crab you can find on the way home. (Or find some tidal marsh grass and dip your own) [​IMG]

    Step 3: Clean out all the nasty bits and rinse crab off [​IMG]

    Step 4: Dip in eggwash and then in flour/Old Bay mixture to taste. Repeat one times or several. Up to you [​IMG]

    Step 5: Pan fry in some form of oil until golden brown. In this case leftover oil w/peppercorns previously used for seared tuna [​IMG]

    Step 6: Transfer crab to paper towels to let some of the oil drain off. In the meanwhile, lightly toast some bread
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    Step 7: Gather accoutrements. The avocado was for the wife's salad, but might not be too bad on one of these. Maybe next time [​IMG]

    Step 8: Pair with a tasty beverage in your favorite pint glass. Enjoy. [​IMG]
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I'm not a soft shell crab fan, but excellent pics and beer! Question, free Harbor Freight scissors? Ha
     

  3. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    186
    May 12, 2008
    Indeed they are! I've got like 2 or 3 pair around here somewhere, they're basically disposable
     
  4. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Hmmm looks good i might have to get some now.
     
  5. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    186
    May 12, 2008
    It's the way my grandmother made them--In no way do I want to put shame upon her methods
     
  6. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Nice!! Love that big slab of tomato, too. Makes it a CLT... mmmmmmm.
     
  7. ratred

    ratred Well-Known Member

    54
    Jun 6, 2012
    Wow that looks good.
     
  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    yechhhh.....not for me.
    Hate lobstahs as well.
     
  9. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    Eatin softshells, bangin' hindu's!

    Who got the fastest whip on the block?
    You know it, right?
     
  10. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Got yerself a female apron there I see.
    tsk,tsk
     
  11. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

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    May 12, 2008
    Yeah, you're right. I do throw back the females if I catch my own, though.
     
  12. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    lol, all good and I don't want to know. Looks taystee!
    gotta eat... right?
     
  13. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Not me... unless they have eggs, or unless I'm getting tons of 'em and don't need to take them.
     
  14. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    10/10

    that's good stuff right there. well done sheetglass!
     
  15. sheetglass

    sheetglass Well-Known Member

    186
    May 12, 2008
    Thanks. I've enjoyed reading everyone else's food posts here, so I figured I'd contribute.

    Swellinfo.com: Come for the surf forecasts, stay for the medical and culinary advice.
     
  16. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    This made me crack up ... Everyone who works with tools deals with Harbor Freight to varying degrees. I always forget to get the free crap! Usually I'm there when I need something for a one time job, last minute.

    My HF orbital, which sanded many a ding, died 80% of the way through sanding 14 pine boards (10' 1x12). My HF clamps.... oh man what a ****show. Irwins are expensive but don't skimp on clamps, half those HF f*ckers were broken midway through the same project.

    I spent a ton of time crabbing as a kid but we never bothered with softshells. As a result it always seemed gross to me. But the idea of just frying the thing up and throwing it on a sandwich is awesome! The reason I don't go crabbing now is cause I'm too lazy to clean fifty blueclaws.
     
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Yeah, some of their stuff is crap, but some are pretty decent quality. I have a bunch of their wrenches and sockets. I have the free tarps, tape measures and some other stuff. But, when I shop there, I know what I am getting.
     
  18. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I was always told, if their dead, their dead, don't eat. If a clam is open even a little bit, don't eat. Others might disagree, who knows, but it's rules I've always lived by.
     
  19. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Under an hour; should have been ok.
    Try wet seaweed or sea grass to keep them moist and keep them out of the sun. They can live out of water for a day as long as their cool and moist.
    No fresh water and no sealed containers!

    I definitely agree with Z on the clams.
     
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  20. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    If I catch them alive and kickin', and they die in the bucket, I eat them. They didn't suddenly die of a disease or whatever... they died because they've been taken out of the water at got too hot or dried out. I never throw away a dead crab if it was healthy when I took it out of the water, and I'm eating it that day.

    +1 on the seaweed. Around here, we have sea lettuce, which works great.

    Clams - nope. If they don't close... even slowly... when you tap them on the counter, toss it. You never know how long it's been dead for.