Something to Consider

That is interesting. I would have assumed that as the margerine use declined the barn gnome's partners would feel chaffed due to lack of buttery lube and therfore divorce rates would go up not down. Guess them Mainers don't like buttery butt cracks!?

 

Yes I guess it would. Wonder if Charles can taste the difference in butter and parkay?

 

Sure hope this flat spell ends soon.

 

Lol seriously wtf

 

the other spurious correlations as also hilarious

Re: Age of Miss America
correlates with
Murders by steam, hot vapours and hot objects

 

Bros, I read all of this too quickly and my first impression was that both divorce and margarine consumption had declined in MARINERS

 

There's a (solid) reason they say 'down east.'

 

Very true my man.

 

I went to Maine once and saw pictures or chucka booboos new son all over billboards. His name was "Missing".... even names are strange up there