The executives of the companies responsible should forced to eat those oil chunks on live television. Then crucified on the beach.
Nah, at most BP is gonna get slapped with a fictional fine by the gov't to say "here, we did what we could about" and keep the masses quiet. Until next time, America.
If not for stock holders your surfboard would be made out of wooden planks. And you would not have a PLASTIC computer in front of you so you can post imbecilities. Or have rubber bands sown into your underwear so they don't fall down. Or drive to the beach. Or have condoms for your girlfriends "safe" sex (with you??). <grin> buh bye