Southern Swellinfo To Seceded Swellinfo

He is hating it if he is. Going on 3 weeks of flatness. You better pm me if your down here Bill.

I am definitely gonna hit up Cuba, you can go through Jamaica and they won't stamp your passport.

 

President Blasters,

I hereby petition for a cavalry command. Monster trucks with front mounted shotguns, pumpkin\watermelon launchers, board racks, and homemade flamethrowers. And no seat belts, b\c seatbelts are for p*ssies.

And I want a llama for my second in command, to carry out my orders with an iron...uhh, fistpaw. Nobody argues with the drama llama.

Signed
Col. Tlokein
Commander, 1st North Carolina Cavlary

 

Dudes- your forgetting one thing.... New Jersey owns the south... Wait wait... Jersey IS the south- hair gel and all!

South Belmar representing!

 

First time to the EC, I made the mistake of saying that I thought Virginia was considered "north". I almost wound up spitting up teeth.

 

I call for New England secession! Cut all highway access, destroy the bridges! We will ally with the South!

 

And we take the Adirondacks! My only request before I sign on is we create expansive zones for predator sanctuary.

 

Special message from cape outpost:
Recommend deferring bridge work until touron exodus 9/2. Uncrowded breaks can then be secured.

Cpo cccdog

eom

 

And they're good spitters too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=A_6XHB8D9vQ#t=100

 

Sweet, we got em surrounded.

 

Good point! I'll train them to chew backy and aim for the eyes.

President Blasters, I'll need PA's mounted on the monster trucks. That thar hillbilly banjer muzak scares the beejeebus outta them northern aggressors. Worked for Col. Kilgore in 'Nam.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

 

I hear banjo's , paddle faster.

 

Whoa, hold on there a$$blaster I have to speak on this one even though this may be NY NJ vs NE and the south?!?!. Who the hell thought of that any way? If you are in NE and you say that in NE you are as likely to swallow your teeth same as if you say Virginia is the north in Virginia. I spend a lot of time in NE and I for one would not take kindly to being called Canadian nor would many of my bro's from there.

 

paging rcarter

wtf dog?

 

The north amalgamated rcarter into its militia. sandblasters and zach are next.

 

My buddy from Kentucky asked me if I wanted to join the militia. I asked him - if I didn't like it could I quit. He said no. Once you're in, you're in. I said thanks, but no thanks. Aint no waves in Kentucky anyway.

 

just more gangin up on jersey.
same sheet, dif day.

 

I wanna be this guy (for the southern cause against the northern aggressors):

 

Is that how it goes? I always thought it was,
"I wish I was in the land of cotton.
My feet smell.
But yours are rotten.
Get away!
Get away!
Get Away!
Peckerwood."

Oh yeah,
The South shall rise again!





































Just far enough to kiss my azz!

 

Oh hell Fuk yeah!!!!!! SI Civil war has begun!!!!! I'm all in and reporting for duty General Blasters. What do I blow up first?????