Southern Swellinfo To Seceded Swellinfo

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I feel we all get a hell of a lot dumber during flat spells. Good thing we can be smart kids for a couple days starting tomorrow. Enough of deeze kook treads.

 

lt Belmar reporting for duty

all land north of florida will be south Belmar.u guys can keep florida lol.let the war begin

 

If any of y'all are considering coming south and staying awhile, you might want to become familiar with the region's medical terminology:

Artery: The study of paintings.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Darn near killed him.
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tumor: More than one
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Nearby