I get it dude but when your tryin to sell a board or get real helpful info on a real problem you have. I just find it ignorant and annoying.The first thing you posted to me was " that I had a spider on me " WTF does that even mean?? Sounds like your not tryin to make any bros. Just tryin to erk people. Metard is a funny entertaining dude U NOT SO MUCH BRA.
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No. Once again, just joking. If your gonna pucker up and act like this much of a b1tch over a joke that wasn't even directed at you.... then I really don't see you enjoying your time here. Try MSW. And the spider thing... I was just trying to make "bros' with you. You know, by having your back and all. Don't want you to get bit..BRO