Squan chair 3 crazy lifeguard chick

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by boogitym, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

    Mar 24, 2015
    On the Lifegaurd forum, she said that you were slapping youngsters as you glided past them. She also said you chased her down the beach attempting to stab her with your fins.

    Now I have no idea whos story to believe.
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Dogs are way more important than tourons! They're people too :cool:

  3. donalddemon

    donalddemon Active Member

    Jun 26, 2012
    As a local here all my life, I refuse to pay to go to the beach, let alone pay to surf. WTF do I pay high NJ taxes for? I can always find an unprotected beach somewhere during benny babysitting time.
  4. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    So was she hot or no?????? Can I get am answer here???
  5. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Fock yeah she was brah, like a young Roy Stuart

  6. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2013
    I like the way you think. Great minds, you know.....
  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    want to get hammered and harass lifeguards with us?
  8. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2013
    fock yeah I do!!! You guys like bourbon? I do that shyt all the time for the hell of it. I even try to surf on weird **** like plywood an yoga mats and when they say no surfing I say things like "i'm yoga matting not surfing" or "i'm plywooding am I being detained or am I free to go". I once threw a bunch of chum in the water like 10 ft outside of the swimming area at 16th ave in Belmar and up current so it was heading their way, after they yelled at me for surfing. It caused a giant Bluefish blitz and they whisted all humans out of the ocean.
  9. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010


    thats awesome stuff
  10. boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2011
    Sorry not hot....you know when you talk to someone for one second and are absolutely positive they suck.

    People on the beach came up after and were asking what i did... Because they couldnt figure it out... I had to explain to them the lifeguards were mad that while surfing in the surf zone i went in the direction of a swimmer they failed to tell not to swim there.

    Did i mention i was on the sand walking back to my family while this ocurred...

    Daddy we is the lifeguard so mad at you?

    Because she is a total kook son thats why...

    I once asked the lifeguard at redpipe in sl where i can surf when he kicked me out at 930.... He said he wasnt sure. Really you are the lifeguard son ... Im not buying it. I asked if i could surf tbe other side of the pipe technically sea girt... He said no bc he doesnt wanna get in trouble. Then he said he felt bad cuz i was ripping and he advised me he too wanted to learn to surf. I advised him one must learn to surf in belmar.

    I have reached my point of summertime stupid benny saturation. In the past ive learned to embrace. You know waiting in line at porta... Popped collars at parker house... Signing Bon jovi at club legette...just flucking over it. F these people.

    I once got a $75 ticket for surfing spring lake without a badge... They waiting for me.. I took my time. Might be a good year for another ticket.

    Although its summer awesomeness watching idiots enter shorebreak with their kayaks, sups, foamies, slipping on jetty algae, caught in rip, diving head first into sand, terrible rashguards, wetsuits in 75 degree water, the guy who put his fins on backwards last year, the guy who drove to beach with board wax side up on racks with fins hitting windshield wondering why the wax melted on his car....ok im done... By for now
  11. boogitym

    boogitym Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2011
    And again not hot... Hot chicks dont work
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    So.....not hot.......dam
  13. ocripcurrent

    ocripcurrent Well-Known Member

    Feb 27, 2008
    Wait, there's a Lifeguard forum?! I want in on that one.