St. Nick - whats on your list?

If they give me any lip I'll tell them "NOBODY FVKS WITH THE POSEIDON!!!"

If it works, I shall name it Plover Crusher, license plate PLVRCRSHR.

 

that's brilliant!

i kinda prefer these guys, though:

 

Holy crap! That is friggin cool!

 

You sons b!tches should pull your money together and buy one of them for that Wayne dude. Let him pick-up wayward youth in style. Shoot, with that he could even lure privileged kids.....

I want a nice 3-4' swell for Christmas. Just fun, easy, laid-back shred peaks.

Oh, and world peace.........

 

I want my girlfriends to stop fighting with me and each other and just be grateful for what they have. They should be. One night per week (sometimes even two) at a four star restaurant, a ride home in a leathered BMW, and a nightcap at an exclusive club with bottle service should be enough, but it's not. Go figure, just goes to show you how spoiled models are these days.

I guess my real wish is some solitude. Between the office and these chicks, I just find I never have time for me.

 

If they can do a 6x6 with twin turbo diesel, then I'm down. I just want a freaking 6x6.

Slashdog... buy me that damned G63!

 

I've been partial to these



Super hardcore

 

Haha! Oh Yeah! Shoulda thought of that! Bring on global warming!

 

Waves.

But in terms of wheels I'll take a Unimog, the proven G-wagen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unimog



Options are unlimited...
https://www.google.com/search?q=unimog&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch

 

i'm sure you could get one w/ the diesel, not so sure about the 6x6. i just like the idea that you can live in & go anywhere. if my wife ever comes to her senses & leaves me, i'm gonna buy one of these bad boys & disappear.

 

Ya better start saving now, thems costs big money.

 

More time spent in the water, that is all I want

 

Screw "Two Weeks in Waikiki"

Santa, BRING ME THIS:

 

Hi Blackfish....seasons greetings. Aww heck, damn The War on Christmas.......Merry Christmas, Blackfish.

Dude, just quit your job...........serve the wife with divorce papers and if you have kids sell them on EBAY. If your kids are white, I hear they can fetch a pretty penny.......especially if they are young.

Then you can surf all you want.

You guys need to read Dustin Ray's California on 0 Dollars a Day It will change your lives, you materialistic sons b!tches.....

Instead of axing and wishing for luxury space vehicles why don't youse guys buy some presents for the kids in the projects in North Wilmington, North Carolina or Portsmouth, Virginia or Riviera Beach, Florida. Do NOT, and I mean DO NOT, buy presents for kids in Baltimore, Maryland. They'll just trade them for dope.

Aww man, I can just see you guys pouring through the J C Penney toy catalog, circling the things you want and jumping up and down, all excited and sh!t.

 

I'm looking to buy another Volvo! Either a Polestar S60 or wait until the new coupe comes out next year.


or


And to move to a southern state with good neighborhood watch groups.

 

Pump, I think I creep you out with my dreams of Mack's Pizza and log rides.........

But anyways, I don't know what you do for employment(as nobody on this site reveals anything aboot themselves.....they won't say what they do for a living.....most won't even post what state they live in) but you should move to the Outer Banks. It's just that there are only certain jobs down there - carpenters/roofers and bartending/waitering....... that's pretty much it.

Don't consider anywhere else down there as you'll be better off just staying in Jersey. Yeah, places have cheaper costs of living but jobs pay less down there. Plus, most southerners are creepy. I've seen them on TV catching gators and stuff. Now they'll creep you out.

You can't go back to OCMD because of the blood feud between you and Jack Crosby, and anyways the real south begins south of Richmond, VA. That's Richmond, VA.

You can't go to Southern North Carolina because Erock hates transplants

South Carolina might be charming and all, but you'll never surf again. Just ax Zach619

And we all know aboot Florida. I mean Angel Beach is cool and all(shout out to PEE WEE, MEAT and MR. CAVANAUGH) but every yank goes down to Florida and they either sit there and rust, create an organized crime family ala Joey Merlino or they come back north with their tails between there legs...

Don't leave New Jersey, man. What would Governor Christie think?

 

Excellent post, spot on. Thank you Mr. Bear.

 

Wow, that was really great, Seen. Good to have you back.

 

The thing with Jack is long over. And going from NJ to MD would be like going from San Fran to Berkley.

 

Also, there have been an number of threads where people talk about what they do. I think one recently was called What do you want to be when you grow up or something like that.