State of the forum.... what i missed....

I am not Shredmachine. I wouldn't even know how to create multiple accounts. I'm not a computer guy. I don't have multiple computers. I don't have tablets. I don't even have a cell phone.

SENSITIVE? You must be reading the tone of my post wrong. Yeah, I'm all upset by your post. You think I take that seriously?

Yeah, I don't like people talking aboot Seen and nice fellas like RCARTER, and Engineer of Brew, but I'm not taking your insults of them seriously. Dude, it was a few "you're a F@G jokes" and sh!t. And be nice to SUP. Yeah, yeah I'm kind of mellow because we actually had waves Wed and Thurs....and today's 2-3' leftovers were ok. So I'm just full of goodwill.

Oh man, did you touch a spot with the UPPER MIDDLE CLASS neighborhood thing. Though I was born to modest means in SW Philly(65th & Woodland....a very lovely neighborhood these days...check it out) my daddy brought us up in the world. Then it all fell apart............

However, due to drug abuse, and incarceration I don't know if I'm now Middle Class or Lower Middle Class. And to make matters worse, my mommy and daddy lost a sh!t load in the mid 2000's. Ouch that one hurt. Now I don't even know if they are considered MIDDLE CLASS or LOWER MIDDLE CLASS. But it was all good because I now understand EVERYBODY. From the derilect on the street corner to Skippy In Santa Cruz....

Yeah, I just remembered you said you were from Santa Cruz. Right. Why do you Santa Cruz guys all think you are bad-arses? I'm not just directing that at you. I just don't get it. And when have I ever tried to act like a Jersey drug lord, like I live some bad boy fantasy in my UPPER MIDDLE CLASS neighborhood. Hey, I posted my current town's name. Look it up. Who else does that? And hell, I even know(knew) "Fish."

I was never a drug lord, but I knew a few corner owners, a few South Philly Italians, and, at times, have hung around some real winners. Plus, I was Yard Dog in The Atlantic County Justice Facility where I lived in the "Trailer Park," section of B Dorm.........which later became, "Gated Community," because we discriminated. A solid middle class neighborhood........not UPPER MIDDLE CLASS, but solidly MIDDLE CLASS.

Yo, dawg, what crazy-a$$ hood are you repping in MASSACHUSETTS? Real bad neighborhoods up there.

So yeah, dude, I'm an act on Swellinfo.com. Just a rich white boy in Linwood trying to sound cool to some guys in North Carolina and Florida. You got me. I've never even drank a beer before. I have no clue. Dang, my jig is up.

PLEASE NOTE: MY TONE IS RELAXED......SLIGHTLY AMUSED........SLIGHTLY DISINTERESTED.. AND AS ALWAYS SARCASTIC......MY TONE IS NOT ANGRY OR UPSET.........Really people rarely get me upset on computers.

 

You wish you could even ride an SUP. Atlanticshredmachine, the ultimate internet poser.

 

I got pretty good at sup surfing myself. Got a laird 10 6 and it's pretty much a wave hog but you can crush the outside sets easily. I let my buddy who's a great short boarder try it out and he looked so god awful and goofy. So yea riding a sup well in the surf isn't easy, except u get waves so easily it's not even fair.

 

I just voted this thread a one star. Thought it was pretty generous.

 

Yes we finally agree on something! Nobama, Nobama, Nobama!

 

You know carter your a pretty stand up guy. Cheers friend.

 

Can we rate using negative stars?

 

Thanks man, Cheers to you too.

+1,000,000

 

ahh, Atanticzero: He's fresh out of rehab...but already using again and spreading the relative holiday cheer. Will you never be satisfied riding lake connecticut?

I ride a lot of different brands: "corporate" and local. I might have even tried yours...if they actually existed...and you weren't such a negative attention whore

Broken window didn't happen in morro...and I found out the little twerp who did it, so don't claim (although you sure seem to be proud of being someone who'd do something that pathetic).

 

"Drill for oil, invade any country who has it and FU(K Government assistance programs like food stamps and welfare. "

C'mon you guys are sh*tting me right?

This thread is too gnarly unless it was meant to be a funny roast. I should talk I know. Also seems to be a gnarly history here that I'm not up on. That's all I got......plus a few good waves in the past 3 days.

 

AtanticO, you're a funny guy. Say, aren't you in the Coast Guard? I wonder if your Commanding Officer thinks you're a funny guy, too? I guess it wouldn't be to difficult to find out, especially since you've already established a nexus. Looks like I've got some sleuthing to do.

 

woa, came late to the party, I wish I saw what lead to this guys leaving. for the record
1) obama sucks
2) PJB is Holden caulfeild
3) AtlanticO has sandy vag
4) I am the walrus
5) kidrock has a point but dont be a ***** kidrock: who cares what his CO thinks, ratting is for the lowest forms of life

 

I'll start with recognizing the above genius and his reference to a show that is so much better than Family Guy it's not even funny, although "kids these days" (anyone born after 1986) will scoff at that fact.

Next, I did almost have my next face to boulder meeting with NH shore pound on Wednesday. And the only person I surf better than is me the day before. I don't expect to reach Erock-stardom before Nobama gets booted from office although that'd be most welcome as he's quite the waterman. AO/OO (pronounced: aye-owe ohhh-ohhhhh) is also a grand charger that I've seen shott barrells in two countries and three states. He clearly knew the buttons to press (most, at least) given the spirited response received. Hopefully you really all are posting in a pacified sarcasm and just want to let him live through a fraction of the "Hello" incident since he was locked up in forum prison then and no one should go without experiencing forum platinum.

There's no way I'd ever be able to pull off an alter ego on here as you sleuths would sniff out the contrails days ahead of time. Really, what need for another account do I have when I've already had an impeachment poll enacted on here? The SI admin brah says that gets you free ice shave for life round these here EC parts. Every 2 months someone dedicates a thread to me - what account could I possibly create that gets half the love/hate that you brahs give me on the reg? I'd never let you guys down like that, by starting my post count back at zero for some fake name when I can put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers on this one. Nearly all you guys are quite cordial these days to me and when you're not, it's really all in good fun. My memory has been shott for a while but I don't even know if I can name one brah that I consider to having a beef with now.

It's been a lively week on SI when you think about it. Binge eating, binge surfing, actual waves on the EC, a record number of wettys being hawked on here, a record number of illiterate but very kind foreigners creating accounts and complimenting our site layout in their inaugural post, the Search for Roy days 9-15, a legal limit being placed on blood-stoke content (guilty as charged here brahs!), the long-awaited SI Reunion/Turkey Dinner in the Deep South gets called off, latex dummies rumored to be unionizing and threatening to fight back, and the list goes on.

Brahs, take a moment and give thanks to SI, for without it, you'd have an incredibly large quantity of free time available and nothing that would make you laugh so damn hard at the neighbors wake up. You guys love it here. Three cheers for SI and Innernait!!!

1994: The world's first and only Surfing Walk of Fame is dedicated at Honeyton Peer at Huntington Beach, California. The first plank was engraved in honor of His Shredness, NJshredmachine.

 

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