State of the forum.... what i missed....

Babycakes, you don't live in Cullyfornia any more.

I don't give a F aboot "court orders." I was on supervised probation in Currituck County, NC back in 2003-2004. I wasn't allowed to leave the state. I left the state every other week. I didn't care. And on the ride back from New Jersey, my car resembled a Motley Crue tour bus circa 1985.

I'm 41 not 32. And if I'm lifting things from Surfer Mag then I got some problems. Though it would be better than lifting things from Chas Smith and Taylor Paul(SC boy !!) over at Surfing Mag. And it would be really desperate if I took things from old TWS issues. You do know, AO that it's almost 2014, everything's already been done by now.

I don't like kids, at all, so I'm ok being banned from school areas.

A surfing Soparano? Wow, you obviously haven't been paying attention. I don't emulate a NORTH JERSEY crime family. Are you nuts? Next time call me the Joey Merlino of surfing.

Santa Cruz guys might have waves and surf well, but they are total nancy boys who think they are hood because they have some TUPAC cd's. OMG, they are even afraid of the Tenderloin District in San Fran. HA HA HA HA

You know, hassling lesbian chicks and 60's casualties isn't much of a challenge....I'm only 4'10'' but I'd totally beat, sodomize, and humiliate Richard Schmidt and Adam Replogle.....at the same time. Anthony Ruffo would get home invaded around here and get his meth and buds stolen.

Ha, there ya go, AO/Spicoli, there's something to play with to mark your "return." I always play along. Why not? Hope the attention serves you well !! Hey stop drinking the pachouli oil, man. You're not supposed to drink that stuff.

 

Jeezus H. Christ AO, after all we've been through you throw up a dud like this? SMH, At least if you're going to go trolling you should do so with great vengeance and fury. This post lacks the appropriate hate level and I instruct you to go back to the drawing board and deliver a more alcohol induced insult, only capable of by drinking a bottle of Wild Turkey and blowing a few lines up your nose. Then, and only then will you reach your full potential as SI Forum Troll (SJB I know you hate that word, I do too, but you put a wig on a pig and it's still a pig, so IDK what else to call it). Oh, and thanks to youse guys who stood up for me in my absence... I sure do you miss youse guys

 

I can't believe I read this whole thread. . . I knew I shouldn't have opened it up.

 

Disney World is as magical as ever, anytime you're looking to get the worst cold / flu you've ever had, just spend a day at the Magic Kingdom around all those germ infested little rodents running around crying and screaming at the top of their lungs while their "parents" completely ignore them and allow everybody else to be subject to their Tom Foolery. On a side note, the Gulf produced some of the best waves of the year on Thanksgiving and North / Central FL on the Eastside has been going off for months now, life is gooooood!

 

Wow, go to visit the Outlaws for Thanksgiving and I miss the return of Bagad!cks0?

...I need to go back and read this thread...

 

Because, it shows I mean business. Going after the punks is too easy.

Red-headed trust funders? Isn't that our pal, Spicoli? Dude, if I had a trust fund do you think I'd be sitting here in f'ing New Jersey. Good Lord, I'd probably be hopping back and forth from Ireland to Amsterdam....... Jeez !! Sh!t, I might even go to Santa Cruz......At the least, I'd be hanging out in Smithville Village.............

Spicoli and AO both contacted me last spring and axed, " How do we make a name for ourselves on Swellinfo.com - America's premiere surf predictin' website?" I taught these dudes everything they know. Sorry aboot that, dudes.

Dr Jeck(sic) and Mr. Hide(sic).......... AO/Spicoli

Hey AO, you still perpetually planning that Jersey trip? I'll take you on a drug tour of the area. Show you the ins and outs. You gotta drive though....you know....the DUI's..........I'm banned from the roads until May 2021.

Thug lifer......nah man, that's Justin Beiber not me. I don't even have any tats. I'm just a retired Jewish businessman living on a modest pension who wanted to spend his twilight years in Israel.

Actually, AO go check out BBC's Law and Disorder in Philadelphia on Youtube. Look for Red's.....that's me. I do an interview with that British guy near the end......like Part IV.

 

34:00 minutes in and
46:10.

 

PJB you have an avenue to passages not many people see, well done, highly entertained, goodsauce

 

Sage brah, don't make me party to this debate you have going. I've never insulted you let alone picked a fight. The only time we ever fake fought is when I replied to forum member scotty and you thought I was calling you scotty, remember? I work hard and invest wisely with my expenditures so I can travel. I find good deals and can often stay with good friends where I go so that makes it very economical to travel. You should know from reading my posts here for months that I despise entitlement and people not working for what they have. Look at the "welcome" I gave BCN here for months before he grew on me like a wetty rash. Crap brah, I even sent you a PM the other day axin how you were doing. Keep me out of your spat with aye-owe ohhhh ohhhhhh please and thank you.

 

We really need to have a swellinfo meet and greet to have everyone work their differences out face to face.

 

actually, I scored that Lost for $500, brand new, which is about the going rate for local shapes, anyhow.

What are you riding? (and if it's got any color on it, you're a hypocrite...and, in an opposite way, makes you just as image conscious as those you're reprimanding)

We have to guess you're not divulging the state in which you live because you're embarrassed...is it one of the flattest/least consistent and coldest areas in the country? (as if we haven't already figured that out) You've bragged about living close to the beach, but I'm guessing you still only surf about 12 days a year.

 

I'm not insulting you, Spicoli. Just getting in on the, "Oh this dude is that guy and that guy....and he's this guy and that guy......and he's Shredmachine and Blackfish and BungalowParkBob.........."

Are you that upset aboot me deflecting a "trust fund" insinuation? It's not that big of a deal. By the way what line of work are you in? Dude, I wish I was a trust fund kid. That would be b!tchen. And the hell with any jealous people.

I can't leave you out of it....you might be AO.

At the very least you are allied with him........and he's trying to make fun of me. GAWD, I hate when people try and make fun of me.........on the computer. ( I was going to make a joke in poor taste aboot the current generation's inability to handle cyber bullying, but it's the holidays so I'll refrain....)

Ahh Spicoli there's no debate. I'm not angry at AO. All he did was say that I can't afford to resubscribe to Surfer Mag because of my 5th DUI. I don't care aboot that. That's not going to get me upset........

The correct number is 3, by the way. I got 3 DUI's. Yeah, sorry various communities from Frisco, NC to Somerviille, MA..Oh yeah, I went to some dog track in New Hampshire one time and got hammered, so expand those boundries....Oh yeah, I did D&D up in Portland, Maine, too....so expand them again........

Sorry, I put your communities at risk(sometimes, not often, but sometimes. I'm Irish, it takes quite a lot of sauce to impair my motor skills.). I drove under the influence, of something, roughly 6570 times/days (like for hours per day, not just a quick drive down the block) and I got caught 3 times. Twice due to burned-out headlights. The other for aggressive driving and people called the police on me.

So I'm 6567 and 3. Not a bad record. BUT DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE..........REALLY, DON'T DO IT. IT'S REALLY WRONG TO DO. THINGS CAN GO REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR YOU. I GOT LUCKY. I mean, I am an extremely talented driver, but I got lucky, too. Always look ahead and predict what the other guy is going to do.....

What aboot people who don't work, but don't have anything? Are they cool? Man, why all the animosity towards people who get lucky. That's, like, jealousy.

Anyways, I didn't even insult you Spicoli, so why am I even writing this? It's cool, man. Just keep your boy in line, dude. Or your alter ego or whatever is going on here. I'm so confused.

Hap Hap Scharap You Are.........

 

Spicoli and AO are the same people. AH THE CONSPIRACY GUYS ARE GOING NUTS RIGHT NOW....WHOOOO HOOO

1. Spicoli's first post had him taking "beginners" out on an 8-10' day. Shortlythereafterwards, we learn that Spicoli was himself new to the game. See that don't make any sense.

2. Spicoli talks to everyone on here, but never talks to AO/OO.........if there are examples of it, it is pure conjecture, subjectation, irrelevazation, habeus corpus, and Corpus Christi.

3. AO used to send me PM's alluding to a story aboot Spicoli...i.e " Aww man, I saw Spicoli this weekend, boy do I have a story to tell you." Then he never told me the story. That happened a few times. It was like he was trying to see if I would bad mouth Spicoli. A little weird.

4. How the F do they end up in foreign countries together. Again, AO PM'd me......"Hey guess who I saw in El Salvador? Spicoli........" And again he was going to tell me a story, but never did. He didn't say they went to El Salvador together, he said they ran into each other. Now that's just totally messed up. That ain't no CO INKY DINK.

5. When AO acts up, Spicoli becomes awfully quiet. Another CO INKY DINK? I don't know. Now watch, all of a sudden AO and Spicoli will start talking to each other on here and both be active at the same time.

I could probably think of some more things to say, but that's enough for now. Hey, if that's what gets him/them excited, hey good for them. I find it a little weird, but hey it's a crazy world out there.

OMG what if I find out that I'm actually the only one on here and Mr. Swellinfo Guy is EVERYBODY. Wow, that just blew my mind.

 

Damn you may be right my man. That would be some awesome sleuthing if you be correct sir.

 

As usual I'm a little lost, could everyone repeat who they are and who they think everyone else is and please, start from the beginning. Btw I went surfing yesterday only had a couple good rides but as always it was worth the trip.

 

You are all completely fu€ked