State of the forum.... what i missed....

Can we have a draft of current forum members much like the Racial Draft on the Chappelle Show? As in, when you select them, they immediately are amalgamated into your control and you own their accounts. I'm giving myself the 1st overall draft pick and also trading my 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th round picks to AO/OO (since he and I are one and the same and I therefore ratify the trade) for his 2nd overall pick. That gives me the first two picks in the draft.

With the 1st selection in the SwellInfo Member Dispersal Draft, EmassStoke Inc. (we've gone corporate, brah) selects sandblasters. The man can ignite a war and end it singlehandedly. We can live and die by that man and he is desert island funny.

With the 2nd overall selection, EmassStoke Inc. selects that Julie broad from a couple weeks ago. What are we gonna do without a wahine in the mix? Surely we wish to extend our bloodlines.

For real sage brah, I've been on SI sparingly this weekend as I've been skating a lot, eating 7,236 calorie brunches, and watching this here Iron Bowl that is tied going down to the wire. We have the zenith event of Southern people and their football in a tie game and you want me to be on this forum all day long? Their mascot is the Tiger yet they yell "war eagle". You brahs are awesome, but these cats are a hell of a lot weirder and more interesting at the moment. Plus the sad, despondent look of the Southern belles when the opponent scores touches my heart. IT'S SUCH A BIG GAME THAT EVEN DOUG IS TUNED IN.

AO/OO is a father and family man. You think I'd have time to be that good of a dude to care for my young like he does and be addicted to stoke? Simple math.

 

I'm Ron Burgundy?

 

Haha, i've sponged CT shores when I was a little pee wee grom.

 

Wow, I am exactly the same. Live 2 1/2 hours away from surf unless its a real close hurricane. I feel you man.

 

We know Emass, we can't expect you to write paragraph long posts EVERY time another member posts.
We'll get over it.

 

I am real.............www.sonfollowersministry.com


Impacting the coast for JESUS

 

Wayne your aggressive Jesus worship cult is disgusting.

 

No Charlie, it is risky, radical.......with reckless abandon.

 

its shoving crap down people's throats and its all a lie, if I am wrong, may I be struck down right.....nooow.....wait, still here dipsh!t

 

Yep, that pretty much nails it right there. Charles is absolutely correct.

Though lets give credit where credit is due: Thanks AO for spicing up my meager existence......as we both sit on SI on a Saturday night...............

HEY YO, your kid is getting into your liquor supply !!! AO - family man and surf predictin' website forum instigator. Spicoli(You) keeps saying you're a family man. So, is this how you deal with the pressures of modern day family life? Does your wife and kids know you do this? You should create characters for them too. Make it a real family affair. Or is this solely a man cave activity?

Alright, this has run its course. I'll let y'all carry it on. There you go AO/Spicoli, you get all the free shots you want. Besides, I have surf magazines to plagerize......hey that don't look right. Oh well, some one look that word up....... I found an old one from 1985 last night in the garage. Tomorrow I will speak aboot Outer Kom in South Africa. Luckily no one reads magazines anymore.

Spicoli get to bed at a reasonable hour tonight.
AO give the wife and kids a hug for me, ok.

I'd never thought I'd say this.....never........but I'm growing tired of being negative and yapping at people on the computer. All of these fake conflicts are so pointless when you look at it. Maybe it makes for interest for the viewers but......I don't know, I'm just tired of it.

What does it say aboot everyone when the most viewed and excitable threads are of people yapping at each other.....Little prissy cat fights on computers. Good lord, I'm starting to understand the people who griped aboot this stuff and wanted to keep it aboot surfing. Jeez, maybe I should go drink tonight or something...

I used to be like AO and get-off on it. Wow, I wonder if SJB was annoying like this. If he was, let me apologize for him. He had issues. Just constantly picking on people for no reason, but for some kind of sick self-gratification. Yeah, it's kind of sad.......

 

Fixed that for you Wayne.

 

Tell me something Wayne, I noticed on your website, on the top left hand side of your page it say's "impacting the coast for Jesus" and then on the right of that it has a donation box ...visa, mastercard, American express, Discover, PayPal, the question is, do you have a non profit organization 501(3)(c) permit, if I were to donate where does the money go, how do you spend and distribute it. Another question, do you also work a full time job. Inquiring minds want to know, at least I do.

 

No Wayne it's radical like radical Islam. I volunteered for habitat for humanity in Florida once. I was exposed to Florida Jesus freaks once. How is it that the church leaders of a poor community can afford lake houses with jet ski fleets ?? But still preach Jesus to people who are black and poor, and make money off this ? Really America ? Florida is so weird man.

Wayne people from the north mock Jesus freaks like you. I go to church.i believe in god. But your un called for. You bring shame to the Christian faith. God actually hates you trust me. Impacting the coast for your own wallet you sick mother effer.

~Charles

 

Bravo!!! Very well put Mr. Taylor.

 

...I look like Paula Deen

I can't even begin to comprehend what this means, Chuck.... You should stick to molesting your Rubber Dude, you crazy Maintard...




Hey A-taint-ic-O: I hear you are a true virtuoso of the Skin Flute.

 

I just want true answers to my questions. I don't care If somebody preaches the word of God, I wish Wayne wouldn't do it on a surf forum, or anyone else for that matter, it's pretty rude, "spamming the coast for Jesus" comes to mind....I just want answers to my legitimate questions....that's all

 

Hahaha I'll read through the entire thread from work tomorrow but for now I can sum up my thoughts with a resounding welcome back AtanticO, you internet gaylord you. Now go phuck yourself

While I don't necessarily prescribe to the multiple account theory, I do often suspect AtanticO = Emass. Either that or you're really just two dudes that have a lot of sex with each other. Either way, to it's their own.

 

Along with most of the ****ed up **** in todays society, jesus is big business. People turn into rabid animals when it comes to making a few bucks. Most religions are of peace and personal prosperity, radicals take the prosperity and attach things like brainwash, killings for the almighty, credit cards and personal fulfillment and the expense of others to another level.

This dude wayne is about as smart as every other successful business nowadays, finding ways to get em while they are young, before they are old enough to think for themselves. Surfings an awesome outlet for that. Surfing is marketable, god isnt.