So, life's been keeping me too busy to even lurk much lately. I miss all you freaks. Anybody willing to give me the highlights on what shenanigans have been going on? Yeah, I'm lazy, what can I say. But my surfing spiritual advisor, Mr. MumfordBear, has advised me that all true surfers are inherently lazy. Did I see that kidrock got banned??? WTF? Fight the power.
I have not been around much, but this is what I have picked up. I'm sure I missed a lot more. 1. Sheldonné got laid and there will now be a super cool mini SS 2. Argentinians are dolphin killers 3. Fish eaters are bad people 4. Chemtrails are real 5. DPSUP surfs better drunk 6. Wayne is not only a crack smoking Jesus pusher, he's a rat 7. Frost may or may not have drowned 8. MIS had front row seats to the Eddie 9. Kidrock got banned because of number 6
Thanks nynj! 1. Yep saw that, awesome! 2. Will it be ok for me to hold tourons under water and take selfies? Might take a while to get a good one, I ain't pretty. But if they drown it's not like they're endangered. Probably need to cull the herd anyways. 3. I was bad at lunch today, but I'm ok with being bad. 4. Well whaddayouknow? 5. Saw that too, I sometimes think I surf better drunk, then Mama Nature slaps me around some and wises me up. 6. So another rat job by the rattiest rat that ever ratted out the SI family? Time to build a better mousetrap. 7. Impropere sand reconne I bet. 8. Sweet! Hey MIS, if you're reading, got any vids or whatever? Even if its just hot chicks. I can look up the highlights... 9. So the resident psycho troll who brings nothing but treade locking misery gets KR banned and still gets to run around annoying the piss out of everyone? This will not stand!
