Stormy

Wrecked by The AIDS?

 

Ahhh I'd probably prematurely ejaculate and then she would kick my ass and burn all my clothes

 

Sounds like you need a stunt cock to stand in for you.

 

You can be my stand in if I ever get the chance to bone Rosie O'Donnell.

 

I'm not big on porn stars. The only one I would really go out of my way to smash is Keisha Grey. She has beautiful skin, a nice natural rack, has a nice bubble butt and is thick, but not in a BBW or fat chick kind of way. She also has an odd gap in her front teeth, which I find kind of sexy and better than the perfect fake teeth most of them/most celebrities have.

My good friend is engaged to a girl that reminds me of her a little bit. He got pretty lucky out of all the friends of I got.

 

She would be more likely to bone you......

 

O Rosie O

 

I was looking for a decent Asian porn site and found a video of an Asian guy with a small wee wee getting smashed in the keister by huge boobed blonde porn star with a strap on. I found it funny. So beware lads, beware.

 

That's hot.

 

#kiester

 

Meanwhile...

 

“We would like to express our deep appreciation to the United States government, President Trump, Secretary Pompeo, and the people of the United States for bringing us home,” the three said in an earlier statement released by the State Department.

 

Kinda like when Reagan was prez and Iran released the hostages.

A better analogy might be when the neighborhood bully grabs a ball away from a little kid and holds it over his head laughing while the kid desperately jumps and pleads to get his ball back.

Then the kid's big brother shows up and the bully hands over the ball quickly and quietly.

 

Yep, exactly.

 

North Korea had accused the detainees of anti-state activities. Their arrests were widely seen as politically motivated and compounded the dire state of U.S.-North Korea relations over the isolated nation’s nuclear weapons.

The three had been held for periods ranging between one and two years. They were the latest in a series of Americans who have been detained in North Korea in recent years for seemingly minor offenses.

 

IMHO they were probably operatives on some level. Probably performing a similar function as the "diplomats" in Benghazi.

Our propaganda machine will never tell us the truth about our activities in unfriendly nations.

Ever notice how our spies usually turn out to be academia, diplomats or people on so-called "humanitarian missions"?

 

Very possible.

 

Stormy was at a strip club in Philly the other night. She showed up 3 hours late. She was there to "promote" her new pictorial in Penthouse. I heard it was complete mayhem. All over an old used up hag. I wouldn't give her a dollar of Barry's money.

 

I wouldn’t bang her with your dick.