Stormy

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by nopantsLance, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Tastes like aluminum.
     
  2. NNYNJ

    NNYNJ Well-Known Member

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    Dec 22, 2017
    "I like women with good kidneys that work not women with stupid broken kidneys" - DJT
     

  3. billdrit

    billdrit Well-Known Member

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    Aug 25, 2017
    more Stormy's in the forecast ;)

     
  4. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2009
    I don't even think she looks that good. Just found out she's only 39 (she's 8 years and like 6 days younger than me), I thought she was like 42, but looked even older than that.

    She wasn't even that good looking 10 years ago. Melania is way prettier.
     
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  5. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  6. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Yeah i get that... but its what they do and how the attitude is! turns a 2 into a 10
     
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  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    ^^^ This dude gets it!!
     
  8. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Urinate... If you had bigger tits you'd be a 10...
     
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  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You pedophile, you!!
     
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  10. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  11. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    never look in the non-surf related tread anymore, but maybe you guys heard that a drunk guy threw his wallet at Stormy several days ago. hit her in the head, she refused to press charges. drunk dude said he was sorry afterwards. Anyways, she seems nice
     
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  12. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  13. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2009
    Maybe, but I don't really know much about either of them, personally.

    There's a ''Stormy'' looking woman in my town. She's kind of tall, a little bit taller than me, and I'm just under 6 foot tall. I run into her a lot and my best friend is convinced she has the hots for me. He keeps telling me she's checking me out. I don't really notice her checking me out, but probably because I don't check her out, because I'm not all that attracted to her. That said, if she approached me and told me she was really interested, I'd probably go out with her. She don't look like a porn star at all. though. Just kind of a blonde woman, right around Stormy's age or looks about that age. Kind of looks a bit weathered/haggard and a bit run down in the face for a young-ish woman.
     
  14. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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    Feb 7, 2013
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  15. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Yeah he's skeezy but tough, but I'll take a Jew lawyer over an Italian every time.
     
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  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    He’s also a moron and an attention whore who would rather do television interviews then go to court.
     
  17. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

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  18. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  19. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Or...

    He's brilliant because he's adept at manipulating the Court of Public Opinion, which seems to currently override "innocent until proven guilty".

    Doesn't matter to Avennati if Stormy is right or wrong in this fiasco, all that matters is that both of them walk away with $$$. Which is exactly what I want my lawyer to do.

    And I foresee that happening.