Stormy

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by nopantsLance, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
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    This is the wifey... PAGING CHAVEZ lol

    Shes single and ready to mingle and can fly you out to cali on her new jet!
     
  2. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Holy Hot Asian Batman!
     

  3. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Dang, I might have to blow him just to see what she tastes like
     
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  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    :eek:
     
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  5. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Awww c'mon dude she's as hot as the sun. Tell me you wouldn't crawl 20 miles on scorching asphalt on a desert road just to kiss the skid marks of her laundry truck.
     
  6. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    So hot he'd drink the water out of her wet suit tub.
     
  7. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I cannot find a non-offensive, or even civil, way of describing what I would do to her (and what I'd let he do to me) on the pages of this noble forum.
     
  8. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I like to use the word "defile" in such an instance.
     
  9. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    May also be described as “criminal acts” in some states

    Moohhhabahahaha
     
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  10. billdrit

    billdrit Well-Known Member

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    Aug 25, 2017
    SDNY Federal prosecutors have now directly implicated the President in federal campaign finance crimes, concluding he has committed a felony:

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/news...mpaign-finance-violations-20181207-story.html
     
  11. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    DUNT dunt DUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTT!!




    Mental masturbation for the losers who should be up on charges themselves. Phuck off, he won. You lost. You cheated and then got caught. And STILL lost.
     
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  12. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Gee, Dill, thanks for the link.

    I guess everyone is, by now, completely numb to the endless string of allegations and general muckraking made by the liberal media against Trump and...well heck, probably every single conservative politician or champion.

    That is, everyone except you.

    Because every time something negative comes out against anyone who is conservative, you're right here chirping about it like some gay little bird. Otherwise, we *never* hear from you. You probably don't even surf lol.

    Your actions define perfectly the definition of "troll". Because that's all you do here. You're purposefully trolling a group of people that you have a strong hatred for. Nice to know that group of people occupy such a large space in that pointed head of yours. Maybe you should change your handle to "Trollbit"?

    Oh, and what a great signature line, too. It must have been quite a long and difficult process for you to come up with the perfect Monty Python reference just so you could make a point of further trolling a group of people ON A SURFING FORUM.

    Next time, try coming up with something on your own...or even try paraphrasing. I know that's a big word for you, so I'll give you an example:

    I think all left-thinking people in this country are sick. And tired.
     
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  13. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    149
    Nov 19, 2018
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    Freaking hilarious, and true. And we are all "drawn in" by it......
     
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  14. billdrit

    billdrit Well-Known Member

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    Aug 25, 2017
    my post is right on topic for this thread - is yours?

    this board probably has an ignore feature - check it out, learn to ignore those who trigger you.
     
  15. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  16. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    It appears I triggered you lol

    As a response to your "on topic" post, mine is absolutely relevant. You fail Logic and Reasoning, Grasshopper...go to the back of the class (again).

    Oh, and thanks for the refresher course on the "ignore" button, simod. I got the sticky on it that you posted a year or so ago.
     
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  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Well-Known Member

    149
    Nov 19, 2018
    Only if her laundry truck just came out of a garbage dump area, then...yes.
     
  18. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    Once again, a reason to clap my hands and laugh out loud.
     
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