Stuff that works

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by yankee, Nov 30, 2010.

  1. wbsurfer

    wbsurfer Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2008
    1.condoms
    2.surfboards any size for condition
    3.wetsuits
    4.my boat
    5.hookers

    But mostly condoms work i must say.
     
  2. Mooseknuckle

    Mooseknuckle Well-Known Member

    271
    May 12, 2008
    14. Surf movies (i like taylor steele)



    intersection premier
     

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  3. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    1. surf trips to the tropics

    2. riding what the conditions call for

    3. jeeps

    4. bodysurfing

    5. flannel shirts

    6. going barefoot

    7. yuengling beer

    5. lefthand point breaks

    6. the surfer's journal

    7. tom curren

    8. DIY projects

    9. freedom of speech

    10. mark twain

    11. ernest hemingway

    12. dark rum

    13. parrots

    14. patagonia boardshorts

    15. riding your bike to go surf

    16. solo sessions in the snow

    17. local shapers

    18. spearfishing

    19. photography

    20. rip curl wetsuits
     
  4. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    "Whatever dude" is....your essence.
    I think.

    I also think that it's oddly bizarre that you track my every post, Cresto Negativo Dude.

    Unless of course you're a closet case, sitting there in your tighty-whiteys, in which case, please, Cresto Negativo Dude: keep your sticky-from-your-bodily-fluids-keyboard-rants to thy own self & don't stalk me.....duuuuuuuude.

    Moving forward & keeping it positive (2 decent concepts Cresto Negativo Dude), all I wanna know is what the heck # 18 is on Matt Johnson's list.
    MJ: THAT is a cool list.

    And yes, as someone noted, this IS a very cool thread.
    :D
     
  5. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    I could tell you what number 18 is but then I'd have to kill you. It DOES work tho as I can attest.
     
  6. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    yes it works so good I paid a total of 3 dollars the whole summer for parking . All you need it a ring off a water bottle and a Quater( dime and nickels will work too if you meters take them)
     
  7. NJGoofyguy

    NJGoofyguy Active Member

    32
    Aug 6, 2007
    1. baseball
    2. family
    3. working out
    4. running
    5. good friends
    6. NJ
    7. women
    8. dogs
    9. hunting
    10. fishing
    11. music
    12. dip
    13. wetsuits
    14. sharp eye
    15. home cooked meals
    16. chevrolet
    17. thinking
    18. naps
    19. comedy
    20. believing


    .....All I need.
     
  8. live aloha

    live aloha Well-Known Member

    508
    Oct 4, 2009
    njsurfer42,

    Awesome list! Amazing to see someone with such similar taste...you're not by chance a woman with a DD rack?? ;) jk
     
  9. oipaul

    oipaul Well-Known Member

    671
    May 23, 2006
    1. education (it pays off)
    2. different shapes (eggs, longboards, fishes, etc)
    3. solo sessions
    4. letting the other guy grab the set and watching the ride
    5. regular car maintainence
    6. pulling a perfect way late duckdive under the cleanup
    7. surfing with your sig. other
    8. moving to an island in the tropics
    9. plate lunch
    10. india pale ale
    11. putting in a good days work
    12. cheese
    13. pre-swell stomach butterfiles
    14. local knowledge of what works (direction, winds, tides)
    15. lefthanders (points, reefs, beachies)
    16. admitting when you're wrong
    17. looking up old friends you've lost touch with
    18. keeping a good PMA
    19. traveling
    20. physical fitness
    21. Trunking it!
     
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2010
  10. headrow

    headrow Well-Known Member

    144
    Sep 2, 2007
    1. head-high glass
    2. xcel infiniti 4/3 chesty
    3. frisco woods campground
    4. west wind
    5. good graphic design
    6. adobe products
    7. flip-flops
    8. 7-8 suited
    9. 2+ hr drives, just to surf
    10. beautiful french wives
    11. the truth, even when it sucks
    12. good friends
    13. good tunes - Pink Floyd
    14. healthy food
    15. 5hr Energy for extended sessions
    16. compassion & empathy
    17. Somerset Maugham
    18. fresh powder
    19. pets
    20. elbow grease
    21. nuggets
     
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2010
  11. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    LOL!! :eek:
     
  12. Stranded in Smithfield

    Stranded in Smithfield Well-Known Member

    514
    Jan 15, 2010
    Awesome thread & Awesome responses here goes mine...

    1 Wife that makes the money
    2 5'8 & under boards
    3 Third world living on a generous salary
    4 Reef
    5 hydrogen peroxide & neosporin
    6 Teaching
    7 Pretending I am working but really just reading Swell info posts
    8 Claiming Hispanic on job applications (I am not.. but they can't prove it)
    9 Central American adventures
    10 Toyota Tacoma
    11 Sanuk shoes
    12 Astrodeck
    13 Mrs Palmers
    14 FCS Tom Carroll Red-line fins
    15 SPF 50
    16 Ozzie, Doheny, N. Fletcher.. those that travel their own path
    17 Kodiak
    18 Betel nut
    19 Beers with the local crew
    20 Call of Duty
     
  13. mOtion732

    mOtion732 Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    in south africa - NOTHING.

    this country is a logistical nightmare.

    don't come here unless you plan on doing nothing but surfing and driving around.

    things that DO work:

    toyota 4 runner
    acura integras
    gf that likes to cook
    things in the united states
    lost rocket
    allergy shots
    samsung flatscreen tvs
    dell pc
    iphone 4
     
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2010
  14. wallysurfr

    wallysurfr Well-Known Member

    918
    Oct 23, 2007
    1. Jesus Christ
    2. sobriety
    3. beach cruisers
    4. 7 mil boots
    5. uggs
    6. backside snaps
    7. lifting
    8. rainbow flip flops
    9. late drops into the tube
    10. hoodies
    11. 99.1 FM
    12. email and internet on your phone
    13. reef tanks
    14. candy
    15. streaming netflix
    16. craigslist
    17. FCS
    18. dogs
    19. home improvement
    20. garbage picking

    Things that dont work

    1. cats
    2. diamond tip nose guards
    3. dings in the middle of a good sesh
    4. ebay crap from China
    5. hangovers
    6. skipping the gym for a month
    7. plumbing
    8. locking keys in car
    9. getting locked out of your house
    10. kids who tan until they look like orange oompa loompas
    11. painting
    12. people who know everything
    13. volley ball
     
    Last edited: Dec 6, 2010