Stuff to Do

yes, some mistook it for an earthquake. Pussies.

 

lmao! Practically anyone can get a black belt in karate these days. It all depends on where you train. My friend had a black belt in Karate. He got into an argument with my other friend. They got into a fight and my other friend (without any belts) dropped him with a few punches. I also know friends who wrestled and would easily kill some black belts in a fight. But Hey, if it makes you feel tough and good about yourself, so be it.

 

I practice the perfection of the art of making sweet, sweet love. For all you youngsters out there, it's not just sticking "it" in and thrusting back and forth with a silly look on your face. For a limited time while there is no surf, I will gladly provide you with a demonstration, using your girl or wife as my "example" in all the proper techniques including the world famous "Dirty Chavez"

 

You are correct, that is why I train with a 2 time world champion, 7th Dan and coach of the US National team in the World Taekwondo Torunament in Mynmar last month. Also I am not a high school kid (which you and your firend sound like) and have been training in martial arts since 9 years old (I'm 38 now) and have used what I have learned in several real street fights (not arguments) including one where the attacker had a pistol and he ended in a coma for three weeks. You're friend sounds like he attended a school that will pass anyone to a higher belt simply to get their tutition. My school not only focuses on the fighting side but also requiers we learn to speak Korean as the senior belts regularly take trips to Korea and the Kukkiwon World Taekwondo facility for tournaments, training and studies.

But hey I am all for anyone who wants to come "test" me out. We can set up a time, I'll video tape it and we can post it up on here, but keep in mind you must be over 18 (I do not want to be sured by your parents) and you must sign a waiver that you enter said fight willingly and release me from all liability arising out of your injuries (I work in commercial insurance so I know liability), then we can have a nice match with the winner being last one conscious.


P.S. Mods this is not meant as a threat to anyone, just an open invitation. If an adult wants to take it upon themselves to accept on their own free will, so be it.

 

oh my god rcarter I am so hard for you right now

 

the good part about nyc (specifically Manhattan) is that under almost every bridge there is a skatepark.

 

The first rule of fight club is...

My sensei is a bit unorthodox.

[video=youtube;HPPj6viIBmU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU[/video]

 

lmao! I know, I'm getting a chubby because he trains with Koreans. Oh, me likey Koreans and happy endings. Wax on, wax off, daniel son.

 

Oh but sensei speaks Korean too.

 

So Liam you want to take me up on my offer or are you to busy being a little panty waste?

And vajerobidietsjkda or whatever the hell your stupid screen name is the 1st rule of fight club is don't post vines beating latex dummies and saying F you Yankee. Other than that there are no rules beacuse it's FIGHT club and rules are for little girl fights. And in response to your video since you think that is how I use a Bo then I would guess this is you surfing:

[video=youtube_share;6XViQjJo21A]http://youtu.be/6XViQjJo21A[/video]

 

It happens man but I only like women. I think Wyane is into dudes though.

 

Pick your battles uncle Rico... don't they teach you to take a punch in Take Mai Dough? You don't have to respond to everyone. A little ribbing here and there never hurt anyone except Yankee.

 

Of course I train with a Korean Grand Master. Why would I not since Taekwondo is from Korea. Maybe you should go train with this guy from Scotland, although I still bet he could beat you little wussy butt down, for that matter the little crying girl in the video probably could too.

[video=youtube_share;wS3NKqJQ8AI]http://youtu.be/wS3NKqJQ8AI[/video]

 

Actually we prefer to either block or move and not take the punch but that still does not mean I don't come after someone who attacks me physically or verbally.

Remeber guys I have extended the invite to you to come test me out. All I did here was post activities I do besides surfing, other members posted martial arts that they do and no one said a thing but I guess I just piss people off. Hell like I said I do archery too, anyone want to put an apple on their head and let me shoot it off William Tell style? Come on I promise not to miss

 

Please can I, master? I wonder how many people hide behind these screen names claiming martial arts and they are just fat asses. It's funny how many fat people think they are tough and actually think the blubber is muscle. You have to be able to take a joke. Don't be soo uptight. The forum was getting boring. Just trying to spice it up a bit.

 

if theres no footage its fiction.

 

Here are some pictures from our December Demo. As you can see Liam I am by no means fat. And I do agree with you that things have been very boring round here.
And just to be clear I am the one breaking the boards not holding them. The holder in the jumping side kick is a bit hefty! And that side kick is jumping over 6 people. I would love to see others photos form their martial arts demos.

 

I like to ski, dirt bike, longboard down my street, check cams, watch vids, school, and frothing on the next time I'll be back in the water!

 

Never bring a knife to gun fight.....

 

Agree, that is why I carry a Katana and compound bow with broad heads. Plus I despise firearms and do not own any. Unless you are using them for hunting food, guns are the most cowardly, low life way to settle a dispute.