I'm guessing the Indian and the Arctic would be the parents? Which is the mom and which is the dad? Just hang in there dude! Pacific hurricane season always gets off to a faster start than Atlantic season. We also had 4 named storms before the end of June, which I thought was the most in June ever or in like a gazillion years or something? This is just the percentages evening out and regressing back the other way. Late August and into September should bring us something.
With about as much hope of coming true as a politician's promises, but I feel ya. Of more immediate hope is onshore a wind switch up here with a bit of fetch in the next few days, but even that will probably evaporate. In the meantime I'll be hurting puppies, and bullying orphans.