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Discussion in 'Northwest' started by StickyHandz, Oct 23, 2014.
Stupid Hipster Surfers
If you wear a button down shirt....unbuttoned while riding a longboard.....you might be a hipster.
That takes you from hipsterland and straight into douchebag country.
I always thought all surfers are hipsters.atleast the ones in nj.il call them eve,like the douche
I don't get it....
Why start a thread about this? Maybe you should have tried the 'search option' on swellinfo.com or started one about summer pros.
why the f do people hate hipsters?are they mean to you , do they offend you,did they steal your girlfriend, do you find yourself strangely attracted to them? I just don't get it dudes
How do you get from Brooklyn to Rockaway?
I don't hate hipsters...although I do think most are fashion victims.
Other day, there was a skinny kid (looked mid 20s) out surfing and he had this giant full beard and a crew cut up top. Usually, I wouldn't pay any attention, but air temps where we were surfing are still in the 80s and water temp is around 65. In this situation, the beard was completely dysfunctional and looked ridiculous. Didn't help that he was on a hipster funboard and couldn't surf worth a sh!t...basically, a big, hairy obstacle.
Hating on hipsters is just the politically correct way to bash gays......
Quote of the fukin week man!
Too much hate will eat you up.
Brings to mind an old song that perhaps only a few here recall. Came out in the late 60's during the Vietnam era, civil rights protests, etc.
Step 1: Grow handlebar mustache
Step 2: Buy a single-fin lb
Step 3: Move to NY and surf Ditch Plains
Step 4: Create an Instagram acct
lmao! Exactly! Hipsters say rockaway it so raw but they don't like my obscure b-side fine young cannibals album. They liked them before anyone knew them. Watch out for them and their 8 fin new wave boards.
Yes, and most are from brooklyn and asbury park, one in the same. Let me ride the new ryan lovelace stick, joke.
<br /><br />Isn't this played out enough already? Wearing an open button-down surfing isn't very practical, I agree. I wouldn't do it. But is that more or less ridiculous than sitting around thinking, I'll start a \"Stupid Hipsters\" thread on my surfing forum…? I think it's Dave Rastavich wearing one of those open buttondowns in Thomas Campbell's \"Sprout\". Buttondown or not, he makes you all look like kooks.
On the walk down to Tr*stl*'s yesterday I saw a sticker that said "Death to Hipsters". Immediately thought of zach619 and the Swellers. Saw dis tread before charging lol
seldom...feeling singular bro?
Shut the fuk up douche shuttle. We'll make treads about what ever the fuk we want to make treads about and you will shut your little princess mouth and like it. Happy Friday Nut Gobbler.
You know it. It's all gonna culminate in a significant swell event in December. Thunder snow will be involved.
Things are gonna change I can feel it
You tell carter and hack man. F hipsters. I don't care what they do on land, but they should stay out da water.
i hate obstacles.
also, i learned something about myself from this thread.
i will paddle around and usually ignore the positioning of guys with beards
cause due to prevailing fashion trends i assume they are younger and less talented therefore they
exist merely to be stuffed.