Summer Ko00kery

The turn this threade has made, makes me feel good. I have also had sessions where nothing goes right! I mean to the point where you actually feel like you are a newb. Then, other times you paddle out and everything connects flawlessly.

“Always remember your towel” Dalai Lama

 

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I can't ever seem to wrap my head around the term, "protected beaches." Can someone explain?

 

Every jetty in OCNJ on Saturday morning was a zoo. From Waverly all the way down. Each jetty had every type of wave riding craft, every level of surfer, all crammed up on each other trying to catch the wedge off the north side. Ended up down the south end. Crowded there too but spread out. Don't get me wrong, I love Summer: the breasticles and buttoxes are everywhere and sunilar to Doug, I had a pretty decent Summer wave wise. But I'm ready for the sh!t show to move on.
I normally avoid north end all Summer for this reason but my normal breaks have been replenished- gots to wait for the Winter storms to move some sand.

 

Beaches where everyone wears condoms......

 

How do you guys deal with little kids? I just don't know how to deal with them without coming across like an as$hole. The teenagers I don't mind telling them what's up. But with the little kids it just doesn't seem worth it when the waves are knee high and there's a whole gaggle of them dropping in on each other. I'm just normally stoned out of my gourd and don't want to have to be the guy yelling at little kids.

Yesterday it was knee high and I get a good right and start down the line. I see this kid who couldn't be more than 8 start paddling for my wave. I go "yo", but he keeps paddling. So I go "yo" again and speed check hard on my LB to avoid him. He pulled back but only after it looked like I was going to hit him. I was able to stay in the pocket so I wasn't really pissed. I actually felt like I had taught him a little lesson in surf etiquette. But then I paddle back out and said something to my buddy about it. He recounts how the one kid said something to his buddy about me taking his wave. The entitled little prick!

I'm seriously considering buying a foamy and outfitting it with spikes and barbs or maybe just a battering ram attached to the nose.

 

BWAHAHAHAHA, little kid was gonna woop your ass if you took another one of his waves

 

straight outta jersey-

https://youtu.be/f-6SBl74eds

btw, i need metard to learn me how to embed a vid so it just pops right up on here....

 

Never say "yo".. It makes you sound like an idiot, or worse, a moron. I would have dropped in on you just because you want to be an inner city dude. Know this--the inner city morons don't want you as a friend, and I don't blame them, so don't use their verbiage.
Get it??

 

Crap, I say, "yo" to someone who is getting ready to drop in on me. What is the correct thing to say? Besides, "Hey, you stupid mother focker! Get the fock outta here"

 

Exactly, if you have to say something. Best to just sucker punch them.

 

you are such a badass

o barry

 

oh summer

 

This is hilarious because the scene it already playing in my head

 

I am bad. Wayyy bad.

o bagus

 

the back pocket hanging out full of water and the sunburn are just so perfect.

 

Here is how you should deal with kids that drop in on you. Just substitute "you like to bully kids" with "you like to drop in on people". Should put an end to those nasty drop ins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xIZVMJjvHQ

 

eeehhhaaawwwww