Summer Surfer

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by stinkbug, Jun 23, 2016.

  1. stinkbug

    stinkbug Well-Known Member

    746
    Dec 21, 2010
    You're a summer surfer.
    We never seen you until June.
    We don't see you here when it's pumping in winter.
    We don't see you when it's gray, cold, big and hollow.
    You don't live in town.
    Please don't act like you own the peak.
    Please don't act like it's your home break after 3 weeks.
    You're a summer surfer, nothing else.
    Know your place.
    You're a summer surfer.
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012

  3. Bruce Springsuite

    Bruce Springsuite Well-Known Member

    135
    Aug 13, 2015
    But surfing season does not start until june.

    O stinkbug
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    He said June... I am lost
     
  5. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Speaking of summer surfers.....


    Am I (or you) a dik if you snake a dudes wave that is there with his lady friend teaching her how to surf?

    I been lootin right and left this week and wondered this.....don't really care either way, just lookin for consensus
     
  6. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    No Not at all. As a matter of fact he can use you as a prop . as in... Hey that guy just snaked your wave Or .. he's a snake... The only time you might be a dik is if you snake his lady friend!
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nope, he's whoring out surfing to get laid therefore snaking is aight.
     
  8. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
  9. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Done that a bit too

    When I see you miss consecutive waves, or I see you constantly paddling for mushy shyte, I'm gonna take a good one that is anywhere within a paddable distance
     
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    summer surfers mostly migrate to "protected beaches" like springlaake and Belmar.still the same up here in the north,i see the same people I saw in January.would be a lot cooler if we had some canes..some hurricanes,cocaines....
     
  11. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    its funny how I pray for little crowds! this goes back to Christmas shopping, parking the car in a busy lot! I just hate fugging crowds and I feel selfish and don't care! funny thing is, I'm still surfing like a kook and improving all the time, trying real hard too! trying to stay in shape at 50 and I surf alone! not by choice. no one I know here in New England has the balls to take this amazing journey! fugg em! its all mine, and yours! peace!!!!!
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I sing a song to my cat, goes a little something like:

    Little little Junebug
    Sittin' on the June rug
    Chasin' all the mice-ies
    And boppin' 'em on the head
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I have a chick that wants me to teach her how to surf this summer. She said, wouldn't it be cool if you could teach me and we could be naked?! HA HA This sheet only happens when you have a woman!!! If I was single, this would not have happened!
     
  14. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    when your single its a pain but when your married or have a gf the hoez flood to you i dont get it?
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You teach surfing??
    Really?
    If so, you are an idiot......
     
  16. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Ode to the ol summer pros!

    Is it me- or does surfing not seem as popular this year- the crowds are here, but not as bad as I remember???

    Also- funny story, I was out the other morning at a spot that I surf very often- but not many other people do - so there's another guy out- I'm paddling out and don't recognize him- but I say hi and act friendly and start a conversation. Turns out this guy knows everything about this spot- how the swell direction today is perfect here and this is the only spot that it works ect ect ... I'm thinkingt in my head- funny I don't every remember you surfing here and I'm here almost all the time, specially all winter. I didn't have the heart to say anything- he was a nice guy and didn't hog the peak. And it was just the two of us... Not your normal summer pro but pro non the less
     
  17. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    Maybe he works for noaa or is a metereologist or a hydroengineer
     
  18. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Been married for 16 years and my ring has been like kriptonite. SP?
     
  19. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Are you SURE it is the ring????
     
  20. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Mine seems to work more like a magnet