SUPs are the devil, share your kook encounters here

Also you are not my breh or bro or anything close to that you poser.

 

+1

 

breh u clearly don't sup. SUPerior sport to surfing.

 

woaaaah getting a lil personal there jerzy boy. I was clearly joking, the only time ive ever been on a SUP was when i swindled this chinaman to take a lesson from me on it when i was working as a surf instructor for the biggest deuch in the whole wide world of surfing: Toni Silvagni

 

go give laird a blumpkin you little troll. lets meet irl so we can test your theory of superiority

 

sure man im always down to surf with random strangers on the internet. Ill be in central america on a surf trip till my next fire season in may. Leaving january, surf off at witches rock? gotta bring ur sup tho im not paying those luggage fees.

 

you guys fight

loser gets stump broke

 

I don't want to surf with you tool bag. Now that I see you're from WA i'm disappointed you're not closer cause i'm not crossing a country for your dumb hippie ass. If you ever make it to the east pm me or just put up a thread calling me out. Id be glad to have a surf off as long as we can have a fist fight right after we're done. Go a$$bang yourself with your paddle.

 

Strong words jerzy boy, strong words. If only you had as much intelligence as internet tough guy gusto. currently on the east coast. If you don't want to surf with me, how can we have the surf off you challenged me to? You really need to make up your mind man and stop contradicting yourself. And as I pointed out before, i have only been on a sup once. I prefer surfing, but considering the fact that you actually own and have apparently mastered the Stand up Paddle board enough to turn it into a bonafide fishing vessel, I guess this technically makes you the SUPer, and there are few things more sad in this world than a self loathing SUPer...

 

Where you at on the east coast then, I though your prof was Washington as in state. Ive got nothing to do Thurs 3pm to Sun @5pm. We can just meet and fight Thurs ....Twist my words and try to seem witty all you want I don't give a sh!t. I dont surf on Sup's, I have one but its boring to surf on... I'm bored and its flat, I'm sick of uppity sup riders and i'm fine with taking it out on you. You piss me off, lets fight b!tch, where you wanna meet. We can wear go pros on chest straps if you want and put the vid up here when we are done. We can even go to a gym and sign on the line and call it sparring so no popo can get involved if you want. Where u at.

 

you are an aggro lil paddle boarder aren't you man? I have no desire to meet up to fight some guy who thinks im wrong on the internet. That might possibly be the most gay thing I could do with my weekend, particularly one I planned on spending in Boston. I get my fair share of danger and manly activity on the fire line and have no desire to go out of my way to fight some aggro paddle boarder whose pissed hes stuck in jerzy. If you don't like it, thats too bad for you but if your internet tough guy attitude really carries over into your actual life I feel bad for you because your really gonna pick a fight with the wrong guy and get your ass served to you one day if it hasn't been already. I wouldn't suggest taking any third world surf trips with your cock-sure "I can take on anybody" attitude, you wouldn't live too long because you most certainly can't.

 

Lets meet b!tch

 

no matter how many explanation points you put in your swears, it won't change the fact that you look like supreme deuch canoe challenging strangers to fight on the internet over stand up paddle boarding.

 

Drive to Boston on saturday morning at 9 am. Ill meet you at the parking lot of old fenway stadium. you can reach me at 212-479-7990

 

Nice the rejection line, I know how to use google you douche canoe. You are a giant pu$$y. If you do not meet me whatever happens to the next sup rider who wrongs me or anyone in a lineup that I am in is in your hands. Its up to you to protect your fellow sup riders trevo, can you grow some balls and do it. Name a gym near you, pm me and we will both call there and book that way when you don't show at least there will be someone there to spar. In the meantime go enlarge your sphincter with the wide side of your paddle.

 

this is awesome

 

I'm challenging you to a fight in real life, I don't like you you don't like me it seems thats whats left to do. I suppose you are part of the pu$$ification of america though so keep avoiding it.

 

damn smart enough to not call the number, but maybe still dumb enough to make the five hour drive? Did you press the option for the sad poem from a kindred spirit? Sounds like you could use one.

Meet me at fenway those are my terms. 9 am saturday morning, we can have a bench off too if that suits your jersey style. You even lift bro? Considering you are most likely an angsty 13 year old boy or an internet loudmouth still mooching off his parents in their basement, whatever you do to your fellow SUP brethren in the line up will be of little consequence to them i am sure.

 

Are you in Boston? I used to have to go there for meetings at my old job, 4hr ride, no prob. Pick a gym in Boston. I'm driving to Worcester, MA Thursday anyway to pick up my cousin from school and bring him back to Jersey for the weekend, I should be in Worcester by 6-7. I could stay overnight if need be. Since you are already elusive, i'm not meeting you in a parking lot. Call a gym in that area tell me the one and book with (FIRST NAME "Trevolution" LAST NAME) and I will call and verify the nickname and meet you there, if you don't show ill get a workout in. Boston's not far from Worcester it will make a nice pit stop and my cousin can shoot the vid. If you think i'm 13 or anything else for that matter meet me, find out.

 

I figured that this thread would consist of stories of kook encounters with stand up paddle boarders, I didn't think such an encounter would play out before my very eyes. Sure man pick your gym, drive up there and bench press to your hearts content. Ill be there. This has kept me thoroughly entertained tho, and Im happy to hear that there literally are people in the world like you, I always thought it was a reality show syndicated stereotype. Do you use the spray on tan stuff before or after your gym sesh, generally?